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I came to share some of Jack's PAX live stream favorites of mine from tonight. It just ended and I have to sleep but couldn't until it was over. 🤣 and now I must share before I forget because anyone who missed it needs to hear funny Jack.

I want to bed Thor!

I'm Thor after last night.

Take my clothes off?!

I'm not your prostitute!

I could be if you paid me well.

Ding ding ding top of morning!

It's my face, I can shit on it all I want!

Dad why did you leave? Endless pain. Suffering I am darkness. Buy my merch.

Are you saying I'm not a snack already? I am a thicc snack!

I'm already coming up with my next poem. It's called 'fuck you Lauren'.

Who hurt you monster?

We'd smoke weed with Thomas the Tank Engine.

I have a lot of power

"Your name's not Jack" yeah, whatever.

*mockingly* oh, I'm Ariel on Neptune

You don't know how strong I am.

This is more like a man cupcake.

I've been trying to swim in lava, it doesn't work.

How dare you! I'll hold my cups how I want!

My fingertips.. uh... fuck you!

Jackieboy Man *everyone goes nuts*

"Is Marvin Magnificent Gay?" Undecided.

Is this your card? No? Fuck!

That's not his voice, don't go to tumblr and write that shit.

I am sound personified.

Stick a microphone real close to a potato amd that's what I wanna be.

We already live in Minecraft.

What's all your blood types right now?

Let's fuck shit up!

Chris Bearfield

I wasn't even posing!

"Have you thought of ever starting a family?" Are you offering?

I'm a youtuber. I already have kids.

I expect child support in the mail (for anti)

I'm down for free shit.

Do I dislike Canada?

If someone drops 1 million dollars in one go, I will gladly dye my hair green again.

I'm a little bloated, ya know?

Is a cereal a soup? Idk go outside and read a book!

The people who say a poptart is a ravioli are like haha I'm different.

I'm Ravenclaw.

Did you say Hufflepuffs rule?

I would go back and erase whatever the fuck Logan Paul was doing.

Charmander.

You're wrong pin stealer.

You could have been a triple titted gymnast.

"No there's two more" fuck.

Oohh dicks.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

No, you're breathtaking

Bold of you to assume

I like my eyes. I think I have a nice shade a blue. That or this tight ass.

A teacher actually showing an interest in you and guiding you along and saying everyone is a little different. (His favorite kind of teacher)

"Why did you grow the beard and man muffin?" I'm calling it a man muff from now on. It is looking pretty girthy today.

I will saute your bread anyday.

Everyone go subscribe to ZG gaming.

Whyyyy? I always wanted to do that in life thanks for a reason.

got one thing on my mind

This is perfectly normal.

Screenshots from THE FINAL BATTLE | DOOM Eternal - Part 7 (END)! ^_^

All the Jacksepticeye cardboard cutouts out there be like

Cursed Animal Crossing  Twitch Stream, March 22nd, 2020. ^_^

These 2 are disasters

I love them

@taikeero-lecoredier @immabethehero @the-real-comically-insane @kiipz @victory-cookies

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

I'm calling it now, Agent S from ACNH is Marvin in disguise.