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everyone: just be yourself!

me: *is myself*

everyone: ohhhh no no no.....no no no no no sssssss ahhhhhh no.

The funniest part about unlikeable geek men is they really are fully convinced people don’t like them because of their hobbies. They cannot even begin to process the idea that comics and D&D and shit have in fact always been kinda cool and their personslities might just be repulsive. The combined unwavering ego/persecution complex is... unreal.

my existence is based on a variety of soups

i don’t think people realize if everyone banned together we could all collectively overthrow the government.... but it would never work bc a lot of people won’t open their eyes

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?