A-parable-of-stanley - Employee Number 427

innocent straight laced business man looking to inject some fun and whimsy in to his every day office wardrobe googles "frog tie" and discovers a whole new world beyond his imagination

oh my god what is that

november 30, 2021

Briefcase.

Yes. Good. A briefcase is undoubtedly a serious object. Even just thinking about what a briefcase might contain, my brow is furrowed and I am filled with the deepest seriousness.

I hope that it is lengthy and elaborate business documents for me to peruse, with lots of technical language and and some standard types of graphs for data visualization. No 3D graphics or bright colors on the graphs please. We are running a serious operation here.

no, i'm still not over the skip button ending, thanks for asking

(stills and song link under the cut)

song is just take my wallet by jack stauber

the beige walls, beige floors, beige ceilings, beige people, lined up in rows and rows and as far as the eye can see, they fill you, your mind, your memory, her face, what was her face, the colors are so dull now, what was her name, the people are hearing you, the beige, the beige, the music, it’s so wrong, she’s so quiet, who’s that voice? you need to run, you can’t run, you’re running, all you are doing is nothing and nothing you’re doing is everything, the beige walls seem to drip paint, yet haven’t been coated anew in years.