YOU Are Bi!

I finished ‘Heavenly Tyrant’

I still have thoughts

HOW THE FUCK DID HE LIVE?!?!?!

This man has survived so much fucking shit? And for what??

Zetian made an enemy of the fucking EMPEROR, got her polycule back, Shimin is a robot, they’re who the fuck knows where, and they have 6 months to pull their shit together enough to defeat aliens.

By brain hurts, and it’s this book’s fault. Fuck, I can’t wait for the final book to come out.

AAAAHHHHHH

I’m currently reading ‘Heavenly Tyrant’ and I have a thought. Spoilers below

I CANNOT deal with Qin Zheng’s ass for 500 more fucking pages. I can’t STAND this man-child. Holy shit, can with kill this man already?

At first, I was like “okay, he’s masoginistic in a progressive way” nah. He’s just a fucking asshole

Get fucked Qin Zheng, I hope you fucking choke

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Once you have an idea about what you want to order, you need to email me with the email attached below. Be sure to clearly state 1. The name of your character (including what media they come from and reference pictures if they are your own original characters) 2. The exact way you want the commission to look, including what ‘level’ you want it to be and 3) If there are any add-ons that you want to add.

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For example, if a full body rendered piece is ordered, and I plan on spending 4 hours on the piece, I will tell you the piece will be around $80. If I then spend more hours than expected, the price will go up. Please do not fight me on the prices, because these are non-negotiable. If I do say there is a sale, then these will be applied once the piece is FINNISHED. Not before.

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Pride month is an expression of YOU, in the ways you do or do not want to express yourself. Don’t let labels stop you from finding those friends, moments, or relationships you are wanting. To be human is to change, and flow through description and experience, no two people are alike. Enjoy your time while you can 🫂

this pride month I am wishing everyone a very stop overanalyzing yourself and just have fun with it. have gay sex. don't have any sex. try on a new gender. stop caring about gender at all. talk to your doctor about hormones. go on a date. break up with the person you dont love. whatever it is you have been putting off doing by dithering about it in your head. just do that and fully experience how it feels without trying to put it into words. if you still need a word for it later there will be one. they aren't going anywhere. but people were here before language and there's only so far language can go in giving you a fulfilling human experience. so if you are hiding behind finding the right words for whatever it is your heart wants i hope this month you get the courage to just do it instead.

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THIS is why I love love. THIS; the comfort, the little gestures, the slightly childish giggles two or more people share in their day to day life. I want more happiness and comfort in the world. I want more of THIS!!!

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

YOU hates terfs

The Banana Nut slander will not stand

03/17/2024

‼️ur gent needed ASAP‼️

My wife n I need new phones for work! We're applying for jobs and mine is failing me, my wife is chronically ill, hasn't had a phone in over a year and a half. New phones are essentials as we need to be able to contact each other for emergencies!!

With my wife's condition I won't feel safe working away from home unless I know I can keep in touch with them and we need an income to pay emergency expenses asap, this is important!!

The price includes the first month of service, sales tax and activation fee

$260 needed!!

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@danphanwritingprompts Hope you like it! Not sure how old this prompt is, but I really liked it, so I made this out of it. I know it is short.

The first time Danny had been called Inviso-Bill, it was during the Freakshow incident. It didn’t cross Danny’s mind at the time, other things going on, but later, in bed he realized what he had been called. He shrugged it off, knowing it would probably stick. Oh how wrong Danny was.

“-and in other news, town hero Inviso-Bill saved the people inside of the local shopping center from a ghost-”

“Inviso-Bill saved a school bus with children on it today, sparking-”

“-the question still remains. Can we really trust this Inviso-Bill? More news at 6.”

Danny kept flipping channel after channel of news, his two friends sitting on the couch. They had all realized that the stupid, corny pun had stuck much longer than what Danny had hoped for.

“I don’t get why they keep calling me this. I am making an obvious statement of what my name is every time they call me it in public, whether it be police of bystanders, or people in trouble. It just keeps sticking.” Danny dropped the remote onto the couch, and plopped down besides his friend.

“Cheer up, Danny. Sooner or later, the name has to dial down. The name will lose it’s joy, and everybody will go back to their old lives living in the mock that is society,” Sam comments, patting him on the shoulder. Tucker, who was on his iPhone, did not comment.

“I just wonder who came up with that stupid name in the first place. Not even I would come up with a pun that bad.” Danny shrugged, ready to just watch some TV, when Tucker jolted from his spot, alerting the other two teens.

“Well, call me Desiree and let my wish be your command. I think I found out who started the Inviso-Bill name.” Danny perked up.

“Who?” He would have to kill whoever started that trend. Or just have a ‘chat’. A smirk covered Tuckers face.

“Only a fruit-loop would come up with a name like that. And a fruit-loop he is.” Vlad. Tucker showed Danny and Sam a tweet, made by Vlad Masters, stating

People have been talking about this ghostly superhero with no name, which is such a bother. I have decided to come up with a name for it. It shall, from this day, be called Inviso-Bill. A play on words, for it can turn invisible.

Danny read the tweet, than read it again. There were hundreds of comments and retweets, and was posted long before any of the other tweets about him. This was the spark of that name.

“I’m gonna kill him.”

~

Miles away, in an old castle in the middle of Madison, Wisconsin, a sense of gratitude washed over an older halfa. A sense of gratitude and impenetrable doom. Curious.

Danny realizes that Vlad was behind one of the worst schemes ever. That he was the one who caused that horrific monstrosity, the thing that made him cringe the most when Amity Park talked to Danny Phantom. Vlad was the one who coined the name Inviso-Bill.

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

I have a problem, and I want you opinion.

So, there has been an idea bobbling around my head since 2 AM, and I can’t sleep, so I am writing it down. It has steadily turned into a fan fic, and now I have a choice to make. There is supposed to be a song ingrained into the story, and I don’t know if I want the characters to sing the lyrics, or if I want to alter them into actual words for the characters to say, along the lines of what the actual music is. Let me know what you thing I should do, so that I can actually get sleep without the thoughts of an unfinished fan fic mentally murdering me. Thanks!