THERE’S MORE THAN ONE?!?!?!?!??!!

if it’s not capitalized, it’s not a problem. these are just regular beasts

by the way ive unleashed the creatures upon you 🤣

this is the level of incomprehensible i want. what does this mean

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

can’t believe that people still hate wet tinker decks just because of the Nilbog meta. (bonesaw being broken rn doesn’t help either) like i know those were really annoying but get over it. people don’t hate regular tinker decks because of the “machine army” meta. i can barely run Blasto without getting people mad at me

Soon they're going to make it illegal to sing a haunting siren song that drives people to the brink of madness 🙄 because of woke

got the new Brockton booster pack and the text on the Skitter card is so small i genuinely need to use a magnifying glass. i’m sure someone can make a deck centered around this card that can win turn 3 95% of the time but that person is not me.

how about a Creature

scared? cool.

The Creature was once punished like the snakes, but it too was freed by god’s biggest mistake.

you would undo God's punishment?

im free from the Time Prison

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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