me checking spotify every day, foaming at my mouth, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure
your girlfriend is your only friend and that is a huge mistake my man hope you've got yourself a backup plan 'cause I've seen how this goes, again and again
JREG!! DROP THE ALBUM, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS (I will be your #1 Spotify listener)
"Ladislav Fuks hned po svatbě v Itálii utekl před svou novomanželkou zpět do rodné vlasti (a vypadal takhle)" velký den pro winterbunny převozníky
why did none of the college AUs mention Chicago-style citation? I enrolled here to find an academic rival-to-lover, but so far there's only Chicago-style citation
please tell me there's a fic in which the gangsey play the Charlie Charlie Challenge
(They think it doesn't work because the pencil doesn't move. In reality, it's because both Ronan and Noah keep secretly blowing on it from opposite angles.)
We all know that the real reason Bertholdt Hoover didn't survive until the last scenes of season four was because Isayama knew that it was too late for Adrien Brody to play a 20-something year old Bomboclatt Heroin in a live action adaptation of AoT
"They're Silent Generation! They should stay silent, but they keep yapping!"
twenty minutes in and this interview is already fruitful
Me: Yo I got that dawg in me
The ATF agent hiding in the bushes behind my house:
me when I see Adam Parrish get relentlessly twinkified by the fandom
(just kidding, I hate Elon Musk, I hope he gets twinkified to oblivion)
ty: ach, jak krásné poledne, škoda že je tu takové ticho a klid, vyvolává to ve mně úzkostný, opuštěný pocit :((
a sexy mf named zkouška sirén:
Oh that is hilarious too. Or when it is just a couple repeating chords with some arpeggios but the title is like HARD TIMES CREATE HARD MEN or whatever
so I'm making an opp-unity playlist, which makes me want to google fashwave --> I realize I probably shouldn't add it to the playlist since then the people behind it will make money --> I listen to one of the songs out of pure curiosity --> It's really really good --> fuck me dude