I Love When A Tgirl Is Just So Absolutely Pathetic. Like Of Course I Want To Yank You Around On A Leash

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

absolutely just scrambled to open photoshop as soon as i saw this

in her DMs giving away my weaknesses with reckless abandon

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me