Oh This Is Also An Old One

I'm going to make it so you can NEVER be forklift certified

Every instance of older Challia breaking character... he's so cute when it happens...

some of you act worried that I may betray the lesbian community but this is wrong. i do not so much betray as much as it is that my trajectory is different from that of my companions. and so I either leave or hurt them. but the lesbians and I are like two parallel lines, understanding each other perfectly and so there willbe no tension between us

aw hell naw they putting puppygirls in the psycho gundam

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

honestly being around people who are not uncomfortable with you having feelings and desires makes the people who were uncomfortable so much worse in retrospect

my worst opp is an actual wizard he came to my bandit camp and started flexing all his magic shit floating runes levitation teleportation sparkles all that and said he would give me "any power I desired" if I told him my true name Im so sick of his shit but I can't do anything to him

why is the face for a masquerade breach the same as

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)