Sometimes When Praying People Will Go "and Cast All My Period Cramps Onto Satan" And IT FUCKING HURRTTTTS

I love gay characters without romantic interests

Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause

i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

writhing in pain today but at least it’s cute maybe

if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no

in times like these at least i have the character

OHHH so when you eat the skin in your lips it's fine bUT when I eat your first born it's a problem???

the transgender desire to be called a good puppy