Latest Posts by almsworth-worm - Page 2

LISTEN UP PEOPLE

being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol

THE BEAUTIFUL BASTARD RETURNS!!!

me every time challia shows up in gquuuuuux

ohhh so now you're doing a fucked up team attack, huh? alright, which is it, huh? another power of friendship type, or is it the awesome might of your military empire?

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

really enjoy when a figure in greek mythology just keeps showing up in all the stories because they were everyone's favorite. like this is jason and the argonauts. why heracles the bus driver

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

I like that GQuuuuuux treats Shuji way that most Gundam series treat women. world’s first manic pixie dream man here entirely to forward the character development of women

a pupy is a species of dogie that needs a nap

first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

romance languages are actual hell on earth man. every sentence that comes out of your mouth demands that you gender yourself. no room for ambiguity or plausible deniability. no room for freedom. you must announce if you're a man or a woman. what an absolute shitshow

puppygirl who plays a lot of rhythm games so u have to pet her on beat and call her a perfect girl or else she starts getting upset

I love gay characters without romantic interests

What actually happened during ena5

Ohyou WANT TO GOTo HEAVENN?.? BECAUSE theyplay HARPPS? JUST COMEdown TO HELLL WHERE WE playfUCKING CLARINETS outoftUNE

Slide to the left! *scraping metal noise*

Slide to the right! *scraping metal noice*

Criss cross? *THUNCK THUNK*

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

awesome beach near me

when the cuddle sesh is so good your arm becomes fully necrotic

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