State Of The Art Roomba

Surreal memes are just weridcore for shitposters

Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

this is so out of left field but i am having a gay crisis i guess? feel free to ignore but you give wise older sibling vibes don’t ask me why because i dont know so here I just gotta write this down bc i went on my first date ever w a man and he really likes me and thinks im pretty and i feel nothing and he wants to go on a second date and i said yes bc i should give this stuff a go you know but i literally cringe at the thought of like kissing him or doing anything romantic w a man but when i think of doing it with a woman i do not feel cringe or icky im like yeah sounds nice… always knew i liked girls but was unsure about guys and now im just lowkey spiralling bc ive been afraid of the word lesbian forever but now its not hitting me w the gut punch it used to??? i might just need to get drunk and kiss strangers in the clubs but anyways thank you for listening i need to work out how to not hurt this very nice boy who likes me

oh what a lovely descriptor aa thank you! and u sound like you’re in the process of detangling your internal dilemma on your own so kudos to you! n reminder that letting him down easy is totally understandable—suspected lesbian or not. tonnns of people don’t feel it on the second date. it’s usually the certifiable tiebreaker actually! dating should be fun. so it’s well within your realms to just say you don’t feel a spark regardless what you think your sexuality may or may not be. wishing u the best of luck in your romantic ventures anon <3

When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

I love when I’m wearing shorts and men see my hairy legs and literally grimace it’s so funny. I hope my legs get even hairier just to piss em off

'mec Cockpit....

...perfec t size for put pilot in to f/iht! inside very Intuitive and Fluid pilot sortie successfully put pilot in 'Mech Cockpit. Put Pilot In 'Mech Cockpit. no problems ever in 'mecch cockpit because good Controls and Peripheral Vision for pilot brain weak of big pilot battle. Amech Cockpit yes a place for a pilot put pilot in 'mech cockpit can trust 'mech for giveing good kill count to pilot. reliable 'mech

rereading htn right now

The Scholars is to CSH as Monster is to REM.