Shoutout To Jean Dropping “stupid, Beautiful Kevin” On Us Because He Ate With That. That’s Exactly

Kevin Day fans, this one’s for you

Guys, let’s be honest . Jean’s taste is a 10 out of 10. Who needs a strong man when you’ve got a strong woman to save you? 😔✨

everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7

OOOOH MY SHAYLA 😭😭😭

Give that character a big nose. Give that character freckles. Give that character moles. Give them dimples give them acne give them big eyebrows give them a tooth gap give them eyebags please its good for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its enrichment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“we’re in a polycule but every month we vote someone out” isnt that just what nora does with kevin every time she writes a trilogy

all for the game starts and ends with kevin day btw. if you even care.

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos