"that Doesn't Mean I Wouldn't Blow You" Is An Iconic Confession For A Lot Of Reasons But I Love That

“Fight because u dont know how to die quietly “

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!

get rotated idiot

all for the game starts and ends with kevin day btw. if you even care.

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos

Did you know I've never been skiing? I'd like to try one day, though.

I can perfectly imagine him being all charismatic and charming in front of the cameras like that

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