mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off
he’s an asshole. he’s the kindest friend you will ever have. hes an alcoholic health freak. he’s a heartless machine that only cares about playing stickball and has little interest in real people. he will make outstanding efforts to never ever ever have to be alone for even one second. he’s half of a duo. he wishes he could stand on his own. he mourns a man that no one else on earth loved (even though no one on earth has been as hurt by that man as him). he knows you will die and he does nothing to even attempt to stop it– he still makes sure your remaining time is the best time anyone’s ever had. he leaves you even though he’s all you have, but he never stops sending you postcards, he never stops trying to save you. he promises you he will find you a purpose in life, and he always finds it. he always finds it.
People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice
I mean if I were Jeremy and two 6-foot-tall, dark-haired guys with PTSD tried to get into my pants I’d fold too
theo. 26. he/him. a place to shout about my various interests. currently hyperfixating on all for the game.
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