Zey/Zem/Zeir/Zemself.Sorry to any irl friends who see my reposts lolMinecraft, FNaF, AvM, Gravity Falls, Vita Carnis, Rain World.
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hte real april foule⦠was you.
who the hell let this dog in a fucking church (I donβt want to be here) like dude wtf are you doing letting a fucking herding dog here (please get me out Iβm uncomfy)
someone take me on a walk someone take me on a walk someone take me on a walk someone take me on a walk SOMEONE TAKE ME ON A WALK SOMEONE TAKE ME ON A WALK SOMEONE TAKE ME ON A WA
There is no shame in being close to humans.
There is no shame in being a pet or domesticated.
You are not less animal than those who are wild.
You are not lesser than those who are wild.
You belong here.
me: nobody will ever be able to tell i'm not human. i am a master of stealth... my walk is that of a person...... yessss....
also me:
therianthropy isn't always all aesthetics and well worded explanations of emotions and experiences. sometimes i'm just a big slimy eel and that's ok
Imagine hating on me for being nonhuman and I'm just at home like this:
using "pack" instead of "chat". pack is this real.
one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns
Sending a lot of love for ya'll Red Foxes friends!
- From yours truly, Black Fox π¦π
sometimes i want to bite people. sometimes i want to run faster than i can physically. sometimes i want to curl up to sleep but cant because of my bones sometimes i want to growl and bark at strangers sometimes i need to be handled but theres no one to train me sometimes i need to be pat on the head soemtimes i need to be sniffing out bombs sometimes i need to be chasing the bad guy sometimes i need to be patrolling the house somtimes i need to bite my nails sometimes i need to chew on things somtimes i want to be seen as i am.
but i cant.
Hey therian/otherkin Tumblr I have a question.
Is it possible to be a regular old human for most of your life, only to suddenly become therian/otherkin later on?
Because up until a few days ago, I thought I was human, but now Iβm Not Too Sure.
My daily schedule according to anti-kin mfs
3am: get up to aggressively bark and howl at the moon for 2 hours, waking all of my neighbors up in the process
6am: make myself a well rounded breakfast consisting exclusively of raw deer meat
6:30am: scream and cry for half an hour because my mom is forcing me to go to school and wolves CLEARLY do not go to school. my life is hell
7am: throw all of my deodorant in the trash because it blocks my natural π« π π½β―πβ―πβ΄πβ―ππ«
8am: arrive at school wearing my fav buttplug tail and galaxy wolf shirt
8:30am: have a vague memory of having graduated high school already, but that cant be true because no therian is older than 16 so here i am
9am: yell at my classmates for calling me a human and tell them that they're being therianphobic, and that im going to cancel them on twitter and make sure they never get jobs
9:30am: enter psychosis
10am: angrily email the school board for the 8th time this week because they won't put litter boxes in the bathrooms for me which is therianphobic oppression
10:30am: sit alone in a corner and growl/hiss at any humans who get too close to me
11am: enter psychosis
12pm: single handedly regress the trans rights movement by 10 years
1:30pm: refuse to sit in a chair for class and instead perch up on a desk. teacher threatens to kick me out, tragically i am forced to comply
2:30pm: cast a spell on one of my religious classmates as i leave school using my evil devil anti-human anti-christian magic
3pm: more raw deer meat omnomnomnom
5pm: enter psychosis
5:30pm: burn a picture of charles darwin in my trashcan because i hate all of that therianphonic science and biology nonsense. you can't tell me what to do CHARLES
6pm: enter psychosis
7pm: enter psychosis
8pm: i curl up in my nest of roadkill bones and sheets that haven't been washed in 3 months and gently fall asleep <3
I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could
not even an obscure canon call could save me.
born to yip, forced to yap
can I come over and do this
Fox fact: Did you know? Foxes can't snarl like dogs and wolves because the muscles in their muzzle dont allow it. So they just drop their jaws and scream.
And aint that a fuckin mood
this is what i look like scrolling through tumblr
How I imagine I look walking around in the city
dr. bao: you have failed your report dr. kel
dr. kel:
i love votv because everything in it sounds like a fake playground rumour the mew under the truck type deal, "oh yeah put a bunch of skulls in the main room emergency pool, yeah, the red skeleton comes after you". ok
just reposting my stuff that looks semi okay i do not remember how to use this site i am a pathetic little twitter shitbrain
horrid joke.
i love being a digital god. give me my pixel fruit and my pixel goblet. i wish to sit upon my throne.png please
petting my computer tower when i turn it on so it knows we're gang