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Dr Gears: I’m a professional.

Dr Bright: I’m eating sand.

Context: Homebrew D&D campaign based on SBURB. Our characters god-tiered a while ago.

Aasimar Knight of Time: I wear a kilt so people can’t ask me what’s in my pants.

Human Sylph of Space: What if they ask what’s in your skirt?

Knight of Time: Shouldn’t the answer be obvious?

Sylph of Space: Uhh-

Knight of Time: A knife.

“Why do all the hot people have to be ace???”

- Our distraught Elf Bard, after trying to flirt with the Aasimar Fighter (me) who happens to be aromantic/asexual