I Would Like To Insert Myself Into This Situation To Proudly Announce I Support Lesbians, Dragons, Lesbian

If there is one thing that’s never worked, it’s trying to legislate sex work out of existence.

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

you should come within biting range. no reason

Prohibition only makes music stronger and more accessible too! I've seen 15yos become addicted to Finnish death metal! I used to only like regular pop but now I'm forced to listen to hyperpop which is barely different from "EDM"!!

“fine bro just one more song” -music addicts before listening to an entire album

Fix her? Nah I'd let her make me worse :3

back in town - florence + the machine

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

The people of Natlan refiling their volcano with liquid phlogiston during the shortage 500 years ago.

The perfect specimen… glorpi Miku from twitter. Comments and shares are appreciated! I had so much fun drawing her, it’s been ages since I’ve made Miku art.

most of the time everything sucks but when the sky is blanketed in dark blue-grey clouds after heavy raining and the sun starts to peek through the clouds so that the tops of trees glint pale green and every white structure is starkly, blindingly silhouetted against the sky i’m ok.