Latest Posts by athenadarling21 - Page 2

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

“Bad Venus”

hey do you wanna come over and rot together

no thoughts just creampies

beautiful women are coming to destroy you

Hey man it’s really cruel to joke about that. I set aside my entire busy schedule and no beautiful women showed up

the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder

The people of Natlan refiling their volcano with liquid phlogiston during the shortage 500 years ago.

The duality of people

bro stop reopening my wounds. you’re supposed to lick them bro

come closer i exhibit normal and not obsessive behaviours

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

I assumed this was a joke about Jesus getting checked in an airport before I remembered the crucifixion.

this is making me lose it

kisses on top of my sweet little head deficiency

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

you should come within biting range. no reason

Do you have someone?

i have trauma

Damn maybe we should we more individuals working together to organize such individual action. As a group. Together. Alone we can't do much but together we can help each other.

people hate when you point out obvious truths its crazy. sorry im autistic and love marxism.

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

nytimes.com

Who Is in DOGE? Tracking Its Staffers and Allies in the Federal Government

The Times identified 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk that in a short few wee

Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

Whoopsy daisy... Crazy how my finger does that sometimes.

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat

telling starving tgirls who complain about no hrt gains to "eat like a teenager" is slightly incorrect; in a sense, she already is eating exactly like a teenage girl. tell her to eat like a healthy teenager

Based

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Right?!?!

why does every january last 87 years and why is every february 12 minutes long