Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.
What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.
FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.
Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."
The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉
I expect compensation for this. 😉
It is not the same.
realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better
Just saying you look pretty sad captain
Sexy
And
Dangerous
I… don’t know what to say.
I'm not surprised but I'm also not happy about it. You all are sleeping on Keeli.
I’m still having fun with these SW polls, so
Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."
How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)
My real questions:
😂 - Are you ticklish?
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Thanks!
Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)
I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.
⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...
😂 - Are you ticklish?
I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.
You and two other people you might know seemed to have made my tumblr crush list 😄 idk what to make of this (or what you make of this lol) but I wanted to let you know bc you're a cool chap!
Aww shucks! Well thanks! I really like one of those other two! 😉
Baaaaahahahahaha wait a minute! You're the infamous Fresher Pisser?! I thought it was just a legend. Fireball's gonna love this.
Going to tell the holonet how you got your name?
There was once a gas leak in the kitchen on Kamino, causing a massive fire that was threatening to consume the entire building. Troopers everywhere. Utter turmoil. No one could find the broken line that was feeding the blaze and the chaos was rising. Time was running out. I didn’t have any knowledge of structural engineering so I just needed to get out of there. But as I was fleeing the facility, I caught sight of 99. His face was contorted in terror as he was hollering “Mayday! Mayday!” at the top of his lungs as he ushered the cadets out as fast as he could. It was at that moment that I knew I had to step up. I went into the kitchen in a last ditch effort to help, and that’s when I saw it — a cracked pipe above the hydrator. There was a spanner carelessly tossed on the prep counter, so I grabbed it and leapt on top of the cooling chamber to be able to reach. It was fixed in seconds. And I knew in my heart from that day forward that I would always take a stand when courage was needed.
That is definitely what happened.
sigh
Please.
(the ground Bantha ones were real good)
how you doing king?
Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.
Do you like tea? I need to know. It’s important. I found an image that reminded me of you for some reason but that was under the assumption that you like tea.
Ehhh, tea is kinda weak…
but I actually really love it with some biscuits 👉🏻👈🏻
Oh, so we’re friends, hmm?
🌍
🌺
Thank you!
🌍 - What is your favourite accent?
Some sort of galactic French, apparently.
🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?
This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?
ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities
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Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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