If you say it fast enough, it almost sounds like “baby”, at least the way one of those fresh lil beefcakes like CT-5597 used to say it.
once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers
Oh, so we’re friends, hmm?
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Thank you!
🌍 - What is your favourite accent?
Some sort of galactic French, apparently.
🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?
This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?
ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities
Just thinking about Howzer saying "I will not abandon my squad. They are good men. I have to try to get through to them."
Just thinking about how deep this must have hit Hunter for him to stop and hesitate, looking back at Howzer -
- and then Hunter does leave with his squad, but I also think he senses Crosshair's attention being on them as he turns back to look -
- and I just keep thinking about how conflicted Hunter must have been all season long, but I imagine the inner conflict reaches a peak here.
Because he is abandoning a member of his squad. He hasn't been able to get through to Crosshair - granted, the last time they met wasn't exactly conducive to deep conversation anyway, but Crosshair, the brother Hunter remembers, was a good man.
And yet... Hunter has to look out for the other four members of his squad, too. He can't abandon them, either. As he told Omega earlier, "Being strategic means knowing your limitations." And he can't risk everyone else, all the other good people on his squad, in a mad attempt to blast through endless Imperial resources and kidnap an angry brother who has given precious little indication that he wants to return to the squad anyway.
I do think Hunter is angry at himself, and at Crosshair; but mostly I think he is hurt, and confused, and uncertain, and trying to weigh the risks and figure out how best to protect the family - including Crosshair.
And I think Hunter spends a lot of time up until Crosshair returns trying to figure out how he could have gotten through to him.
And it just breaks my heart 💔
Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES
:Incoming Message from CT-3996, Guard Trooper Tumbler:
Vod to Vod, how do you maintain that hair style with the bucket? One of my fellow Guards is trying to replicate the style but it ends up looking like a rats den after wearing a bucket for eighteen hours.
- @corrie-guard-tumbler
Honestly, I think it's the humidity on Ryloth.
I… uh… What?
Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.
this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train
Hi again Howzer! 🩵 I just thought of another question. What do you (and other clones) think about the accelerated aging gene? Is it something that scares you?
Well, some of us say "live fast and die hard"...
Others try not to think about it.
It's hard to imagine any other way, to be honest. Like, how would you feel if you had the option to live 200 years? It's kinda fascinating to think about. :)
Inner peace 🩵💜
Ahhh, haha! No need to be poised. I’ve only been here for a day and I’ve seen some stuff.
Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?
It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.
@capt-traitor 🤐
Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏
Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?
It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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