No? Nothing to add?
Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."
How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)
My real questions:
😂 - Are you ticklish?
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Thanks!
Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)
I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.
⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...
😂 - Are you ticklish?
I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.
🫡
Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks
😁
Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?
I… uh… What?
Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.
this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train
hi have you ever had sex?
I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?
I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.
Yes. There is still much to be done for our brothers across the galaxy. The action must be far more undercovers, I mean undercover, than it was during the war, but it's even more important.
Why are you laughing?
If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻♀️
😏
If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻♀️
Oh, I'm much worse.
Hello Captain!
What are some of your favorite winter activities?
And do you believe in soul mates?
Hi there!
Umm, I haven't done a lot of winter stuff just yet, and Ryloth didn't really have any seasons either. Well, nothing outside of hot and humid, anyway. So I've been enjoying the cold and some of the things that come with it: hot drinks, cozy clothing, and slippers, which were not something we ever had during the war.
And uhhh that last part seemed to sneak in there...
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Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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