Every Dreamsmp Character Feels Like They’re From An Entirely Different Video Game And They All Just

Anti watches Dark leave the room. Dark knew that locking the door wouldn't do anything to stop Anti as he could just glitch away. He locked it anyway.

Anti stared out of the window. He could see Wilford shooting wildly on the golf course, Jackieboyman is desperately trying to get him to stop and The king of the Squirrels was kneeling on the floor.

'That looks way more fun than sitting here bored.' He grins. 'I can deal with some starved mutts."

Anti glitches away and reappears on the golf course.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

Marvin mutters to himself quietly as the egos filed out of the room. He was so sure that he performed the cloaking spell right. Just how sensitive was Bing? And surely if it had affected Bing it would've affected Google as well. Marvin needed to talk to an expert.

Unfortunately, Marvin didn't know many experts so he ended up talking to Dr. Schneeplestein. "Ah Marvin! My favourite magician. Vat can I do for you?" Shneep invites Marvin to sit down.

"Do you know anything about Androids?" He asks.

"Do I look like an engineer to you? I am a 100% qualified human doctor."

"Right. But say if one of them needed fixing. Who would they go to?" Marvin asked.

"vow someone iz a curious kitty. Your best bet vould be to azk one of them. Azk Bing or zomething." The doctor stands up and heads to the door to open it. He pushes Marvin out of the door. "Now if you are quite done, I have a meeting with Dr Iplier soon."

"But-"

"None of ze buts! Out! Unless you plan on wasting more of my time."

"Well in that case..." Marvin pushes past Shneep and sits back down. Shneep sighs and sits down also. "Vat else could you possibly vant to tell me?" Marvin smiles. "Nothing. I just wanted to piss you off."

Marvin darts out of the room with a particularly angry-looking Schneeplestein following behind him.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

fiddled with an old edit that i never originally posted 

"Like you're any better." Anti grumbles.

"What was that?"

"I said like you're any better. Getting super protective over what people find out, scheming things and how could I forget to mention the weird laughing you do with Bing and JJ when you leave the meeting room!" Anti yells.

Dark gasps then smirks "Are you jealous Anti?"

"No." Anti crosses his arms and pouts. 'he really does just act like a little kid.' Marvin thought.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

Why am I sitting here with my earphones in but no music is playing? It's because for some reason my Spotify closed and it won't reopen. Send help.

Just reblogging because I love this AU and o jeez look at the time. I don't know what it says cause I'm not wearing my glasses. This is probably spelt right....

Jacksepticeye Gemilus AU Master-Post

General Info

Gemilus

Aura

Species/Races

Humans

Elves

Fairies

"Wilford put down the gun." Jackie says, his hand on King's back.

"My poor fuzzy friend..." King sobs, holding a small, lifeless squirrel. Wilford rolls his eyes. "You have plenty of squirrels King. Anyway, it's not like I was aiming for it."

King sniffles as Anti appears. "What's happening here?" He asks.

"Nothing that I need you to be involved in. Anyway, I've just about wrapped this up." Jackie states, blocking Anti off. "There was nothing to wrap up Pajamaboyman. It was an accident. Simple as that." Wilford waves his gun around as he talks. Jackie tenses.

"My name is Jackieboyman."

"Yeah. Yeah. Whatever."

Jackie turns to King. "Why don't you go and prepare for the funeral? I'm sure it's what the squirrels would want." King nods solemnly. "They would want to say goodbye to Mr Fuzzy-wuzzy." King stands up and heads into the woods, his head hung low.

"And as for you..." Jackie began, turning to Anti. "You should be in Dark's office."

"How do you know that?"

"Dark told me to tell him if I caught you outside of the office." He pulls out a walkie-talkie and presses the button. "Dark. He's out."

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

It's like the world's most elaborate Rick roll

Do you love the color of the sky?

Inspired by @lady-raziel ‘s post cause let’s face it, this is basically the Skyrim meme