Making A Post For The First Time In Ages

@akittywithasassypersonality​

i’m such a slut for found family

i’m losing my shit right now

Yeah I can't believe your parents did that when they found you

Imagine willfully allowing a tiny little creature into your home that shits and eats your food and never respects your boundaries.

キミはね 確かに あの時 私の側にいた いつだって いつだって いつだって すぐ横で 笑っていた 失くしても 取り戻す君を I will never leave you If you wanna battle then I take it to the street Where theres no rules Take off the gloves ref please step down Gotta prove my skillz so get down My lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now Gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill Don’t you be afraid mans gotta do how it fells Six to seven to eight to nine ten I flip the script to make it to the top ten, go Dreamless dorm, ticking clock I walk away from a soundless room Mindless night, moonlight melts My ghostly shadow to the lukewarm gloom Nightly dance of bleeding sword Reminds me that I still live Every man’s gotta fight the fear I’m the first to admit it shear thoughts Provoke the new era become a big terror But my only rival is my shadow Rewind then playback and fix my own error Get low to the ground it’s getting better Like I told you before double up I did more shudder L to the J say stay laced here’s my card b Royal flush and I’m the ace

Just realized something

Burn My Dread (from Persona 3) literally goes from “Hello sir, it's nice to meet you" to "Your daughter calls me daddy too”

uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won't stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please

because its fun

fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible

Guess what I’m not dead 👀

And you would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids...

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant