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Flash: “Hey, Penis, you trying to sound more fancy now? Why’s your accent different?”

Peter: “My… my accent isn’t different. Why would my accent be diff- oh god”

Ned (whispering): “The stark intern-“

Peter: “The stark internship. Oh my god. I’ve stolen Tony Stark’s accent”

Hey, what type of music would they have? Playlists? Favourite artists and songs?

Hey, what if Avengers (*cough* Irondad and co *cough cough*) had a family account on Spotify or whichever other app where such thing is possible? I don't know how that works, sorry (too broke for this 💀) but I guess that would lead to a few funny moments

I agree!!! my brain is broken rn and I can't think how to expand this into a fic idea (I, too, am too broke to have experience with such things lol), but I fully headcanon that this should be true & hope someone takes this thought & runs with it

love the idea of pepper, tony, and peter just chillin eating dinner and tony and pepper are swapping stories about the most ridiculous situations they’ve been in (“I fell out of space. hulk caught me!” “yeah well i was set on fire from the inside!”) and peter decides this is the perfect time to tell them he was once crushed under a building without his suit

Need help searching a fanfic please

OK, I'm going crazy

I've been looking for a very specific fan fiction for several days now, but I can't seem to get my hands on it again.

It's an irondad where Peter gets bitten by the spider, and the story focuses on his mutation and all the effects of the transformation. I remember that in this story, Peter reaches such a critical state that he's supposed to die because of the fever and symptoms. Tony is with him the whole time already in grief. It's sad as fuck. Tooth rooting as fuck. But finally Peter becomes Spiderman after this slow agony.

I need this hurt/comfort, please

Miles meets the little nerd from earth 19-9999

"i'm sick of mr. stark treating me like a kid all the time, it's not cool!!" says peter parker bouncing onto a bed angrily

And if Hydra involved, then spider finally convinces Peter to use the "fangs"

okay, Fandom Friends. I have a *gift* for you. Hahaha

Elaborate Prompt I will never use but would love to read:

The spider that bites Peter doesn't die. Instead, it stays with him, on his shoulder at all times. The spider can speak to Peter. But the spider is more of a devil on Peter's shoulder than anything else. The spider is violent and encourages Peter to kill criminals and torture people to get information. The spider manipulates Peter's emotions when Peter doesn't follow his desires. This leaves Peter constantly struggling between his ingrained morals (thanks, uncle ben, and aunt may!) and his loyalty to the spider who gave him the power to help others.

Almost a symbiote kind of situation but with less mind/body control and more gaslighting. Haha.

I feel like this has the potential to go all kinds of ways. Especially if Tony, MJ, Ned, or even Hydra somehow gets involved.

I want more of those, if nobody's gonna make more, I'm gonna try to do it myself while crying

The Adventures of Spiderling (SMAU)

Tony is alive and retired. Peter’s identity never got revealed. The kiddies are high school seniors.

Enjoy :)

I NEED HELP!!

I’m looking for a fanfic I’ve read a while ago!!

It’s about hydra peter (mcu)…. he’s a teenager, as he is and the avengers- more tony met him during a mission.

Peter made fun of tony, he realised that the boy’s a kid yada yada yada.

I think Peter gets captured by the avengers? or they re-meet him? Peter starts to live there bc he’s supposed to gain their trust, but he starts liking them and yadayada…. the fanfic was complete!!

bc I only found a similar, which wasn’t so….

pLS REPOST AND HELP ME FIND IT!!!

TYSM and stay safe 💜

Drew my oc in rusty lake style what do y'all think

✨Dear ladies and gentlemen, others, eithers and nones✨

I have a question

Which character of Rusty Lake games I should choose to cosplay?

Rose Vanderboom?

OR

Elizabeth Eilander?

I just can't decide

Maybe I can attach a selfie so it would be easier for you to think

Can someone help me please? I just want to read more fics where Harry Potter loves to draw

Peter: you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

Tony: Kid. What the fuck?

Harley: we were literally talking about going to IKEA to get meatballs. Where the fuck did that come from?

Peter: am I wrong?

Tony: ...no, no you are not

I thought that Tony would insist that Peter turn the suit heater on to the max

You know how it’s a widely accepted fact in Irondad fanon that Tony is perpetually worried about Peter’s inability to thermoregulate?

I was walking with like ten layers on today (I live in eastern Canada in late December) and I could only picture Tony REFUSING to let Peter leave the tower without bundling him up in a sweater, jacket, gloves, a hat, winter boots, fucking SNOW-PANTS!!!

This starts because Tony nearly sends himself into cardiac arrest when he Peter shows up to the lab in the middle of January wearing just jeans and a T-shirt because teenage boys are under the impression that they’re immune to the cold.

Petition for Marvel to make a new series of shorts

about Tony's life in the time between Homecoming and Infinity War a la the "Team Thor" series.

Featuring:

Peter being an intern

Rhodey's physical therapy

Tony trying to get on May's good side by giving the Parkers increasingly ridiculous home improvements until May has to sit Peter down like, "Tell your not-dad to leave our dishwasher alone or I will be teaching Pepper my date loaf recipe"

"Also if he tries to add lasers to the security system he's already installed I will uninvite him to your back-to-school night."

Tony meets Ned and Ned just. vibrates.

Tony and Peter outwardly denying that they act like father and son + zoomed-in reactions of everyone around them like on The Office

SI employees: "If that's not his son, I work for Oscorp."

Tony's giving an interview into the camera like "I do not act fatherly around Peter" only for FRIDAY to interrupt, "Boss, Mr. Parker appears to be in distress" and Tony's already standing up like "on it"

The chaotic Pepper/Tony wedding planning that we deserved

GIRL WAKE UP NEW IRONDAD AU

au where peter died (some other accident) and tony is so overwhelmed by grief that he creates an entire robot completely based on peter’s mannerisms.

The robot is so life like that may for a moment forgets her nephew even died.

there are times where they know he’s fake (his skin isn’t like human skin, sometimes it’s cold)

but other times he’s just like peter was.

everyone else gets worried sometimes with how human tony treats the robot (but they don’t understand, they never met that kid they don’t know who the earth lost)

i can’t decide if eventually the robot also dies and peter was actually alive this whole time or both die

Cannon Times Peter Parker Was A Little Shit Who Didn’t Listen to Anything Anyone Said.

(A non-comprehensive list)

(Tony and all the other adults in his life regret everything).

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I probably could play a zombie in some movie with such dark circles under eyes

Or a student

Why couldn't we get an ending where all the heroes were holding their hands and sharing the power of Stones just like in Galaxy Guardians, Marvel? WHY DID WE HAVE TO LOSE TONY, MARVEL? Ughhhh i just can't hold my pain

What is a wonderful evening?

It's a gigantic cup of cacao (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)✧

Thor: *listening Spotify cuz son of spiders asked to try*

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Thor:

Thor:

Thor: *hits Bruce*

I'd like to know too

are there any fics with iron dad where tony survives but far from home still happens (maybe tony is recovering still so he doesn’t realize anything is happening/doesn’t realize it’s that bad til peter’s identity is revealed??) and then irondad and spiderson navigating peter’s identity being out at school. like the scenes from nwh where flash tries to say they’re friends and the gym scene where he climbs the wall, etc. idk i just need peter having a hard time with people at school either treating him like he’s dirt or trying to ride his coat tails and tony helping him bc he’s been there

Fanfic: So much Irondad fluff!🥰💕✨

Tony Stark is putting together a brand new queen sized bed in the bedroom that was previously referred to as a guest room. Now it will be the home of a smol spider child who was over at stark tower so often that Tony thought it was just easiest to give the kid his own room. Ok fuck it, the kid grew on him ok? So what if the genius wanted the kid over every other day, Peter seemed to enjoy the company just as much as him so it only made sense to make his place in the family that much more permanent.

“Alright FRIDAY, the kid’s now got a new bookshelf, desk, bed, TV and some video games to go with it. Anything else Peter could use for his new room?”

“Actually boss, there is one thing that might be beneficial to mini boss.“ the AI chimes happily.

“Yeah, what’s that?”

-

Peter bounds from the elevator into the luxury penthouse of his one and only mentor. Mr. Stark said that he had a surprise for him and Peter couldn’t be more excited.

“Mr. Stark!" Petter chirps as his father figure strolls into the room.

"Mr. Parker!" Tony teases in response.

"Hi Mr. Stark! You said you had something to show me?"

"That I do kid, follow me." Tony smiles, trying to contain his own excitement that arose from his child’s hyper energy. He leads his little mini me to the room next to his own and opens the door, gesturing for Peter to go through. "This is for you, the room I mean. I figured you’re here for the majority of the week anyways, so we may as well have a nice place for you to sleep. I decorated a little, but we can always change it or get you more things to make it your own."

Peter walks in timidly and turns in a slow circle to take in everything. The bedroom is large and painted a calming blue. The bed has avengers sheets and there are a few Ironman and Spiderman posters across the walls, much to Peter’s amusement. In addition, Mr. Stark had bought him new legos and games that he’d always seen at the stores but could never afford.

"Mr. Stark. . . . Just, wow." Peter breathes, "This is amazing, it’s too much though. Everything looks so expensive."

"Nonsense Peter, you forget I’m a billionaire. Plus I’m not returning anything and if you don’t take it then it will hurt my feelings so you better just enjoy it." Stark reasons gently.

"Thank you Mr. Stark. This is the best thing anyone has ever done for me."

Tony could see the kid start to get emotional so he tugs him into a hug which Peter enthusiastically returns.

"There is actually one more thing about this room that I wanted to show you, it was actually FRIDAY’s idea. Here, come over to the bed." Stark explains, and sat one the bead next to the headboard. "So whenever you feel the need you can push this button here and . . . tada!" He exclaims as a nightlight in the shape of the arc reactor lights up the middle of the headboard, glowing a soft, electric blue.

"Woah" Peter whispers in awe, his eyes widen as he steps closer and sits next to his mentor. "It’s wonderful Mr. Stark, it- . . . that sound. Is that-?"

"Yeah kiddo. FRIDAY recorded my heartbeat and uploaded it to a mini player in your night light. She said something about spider hearing and oxytocin lessening anxiety or whatever. Anyways, I hope it’s not too weird." He replies as he scratches the back of his head, eyes down at the floor to hide his blush.

"It’s perfect Mr. Stark." Peter beams up at the genius, his own cheeks tinted pink ever so slightly.

"I’m glad you like it kiddo." the older man murmurs as he pulled Peter into a tight hug once again and presses his head to his chest. "And just so you know, you can still always come to me in the middle of the night to hear the real thing if you want to. I’ll always be available for you baby. Whenever you need me, I’ve got you."

"Thank you dad. I love you." His son whispers into his shirt.

"I love you too Bambino."

AU, where Peter wasn't bitten by radioactive spider and actually gets an internship at SI

His works interested Tony, so they work together

Bla bla bla

Aaaand we have Iron Dad and Iron Son

Am I the only one who thought that Iron Man suit and Iron Spider suit look like dad-and-kid matching clothes?

!spoiler alert!

(Spider-Man: No Way Home)

AU where Morgan remembers Peter because she didn't know that he is Peter Parker, just Big Brother Pete

And Pepper wondering about who is the 'brother' that Morgan is talking often about