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Me: blows a kiss to the stars before doing something undoubtedly Reckless™, undeniably Dumb™ and borderline Emotionally Dangerous™

Me: this is for u cassian

aaaand here kids we have a Rhysand seducing a Feyre

Cassian giving love advice to Rhys

Rhys: 

Cassian: 

Rhysand's Mother

I wanna know more about this woman. We know that she loved to fly and would malnourish herself to prevent her period. She was kind and loving. And she’s mated with the late High Lord of the Night Court. Not only that, but together they had birthed the next most powerful High Lord. Looking into explaining how mates work, they are matched in power and usually matched by who could create the strongest offspring. I wanna know what kind of power Rhysand’s mother had to not only be mated to a High Lord, but to also have the most powerful High Lord for a son.

Person A: I want to see us grow old together.

Person B: Are you assuming I want to live?

Person A: ... Are you ok?

Collar bone thinspo // requested

Ty : Why did you leave me??

Kit : *trying not to remember that he ran away solely because he was a gay wreak that couldn’t keep it together*

Kit : ,,,,studying abroad has always been a goal.

Chapelle Saint-Hubert. Château d'Amboise. France. Photo by Amber Maitrejean

here is a way pll could have ended

(First of all, i gotta say i came up with the idea based on another post)

First of all, the girls NEVER find out who the hell A is (at least, not until LONG after). The table game thingie is over, and A never texts the girls again. Ever.

So they all have this big happy ending. Perfect couples, happy families, great jobs. Whatever.

The last scene, though, doesnt end with the girls. It shows Radleys Psyquiatric Hospital, and then a room. You see woman writing fiercely in a notebook. Her back is to the camera (we cant see her face). Finally, she closes it. Suddenly theres a knock on the door.

-Sara, it’s dinner time!- a nurse says.

The woman turns around. We dont recognise her.

-I’m not hungry.

-Don’t give me that. Be downstairs in five minutes, okay?- The door closes.

The woman faces her notebook again. This time, the camera focuses on it, so we can see what it says. She writes “The end” and closes it slowly.

And as it closes, we see the title on the cover:

“Pretty little liars; a series by Sara Shepard”.

A few years later, the woman would come out of Radley, and publish her book. Her shrink is not so content with it, as it was the idea of the book which lead her to torture those girls. She had obsessed with making the book so perfect, she had to actually LIVE it. To know how A would think, she had to be A.

Basically, Sara Shepard is A. And the girls finally learn this much later, when they read a new trending book-saga called “Pretty little liars”. They even hear there might be a TV series based on the books as well…

Now THAT would have been an ending.

When my parents say I spend too much time reading.

Me when the characters in my book start doing something I specifically told them not to do

Same energy

James : [having swollen eyes because of crying]

Will : by the angel! [grabbed James’ face] it can’t be

James : what?

Will : D-demon POX!!!

James : Da—

Will : it is! FAIRCHILD BACK ME UP!

Matthew, wearing James’ reading glasses : according to page 30 paragraph 2, History of Demon Pox by William Herondale “The affected will deteriorate physically and will experience fever, chills, nausea, oozing sores, non-oozing sores, buboes, a film of black over the eyes, hair ejection, skin discoloration, SWELLING, and other similar signs of distress”

Will : you know what we should do NOW?

Matthew : CALL UNCLE JEM!!!

James : DID YOU BOTH ASSUME THAT I MADE OUT WITH A DEMON?

Friendly reminder

Kaz Brekker and Aaron Warner, men who are literally referred to as monsters on multiple occasions took time from their very busy schedules of world demise to pet dogs.

You allow the world to think you’re a heartless murderer,“ I tell him. "And you’re not.”

He laughs, once; his eyebrows lifting in surprise. “No,” he says. “I’m afraid I’m just the regular kind of murderer.

❝You were the sun, and I was crashing into you.❞

fun fact! i made this like a month ago when i first saw the carry on countdown prompts and couldn’t help myself from making it and posting it a month earlier, but here we are, again! i added the pisces and cancer constellation into their hair respectively bc i thought it’d look cool. in case you couldn’t tell, this is for the sun/moon prompt :)

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Same energy 

Bronwyn: I like that we say "Oh, man" to express disappointment

Bronwyn: Because men are dissapointing

Emma: *holding Enoch*

Miss Peregrine: What is that?

Emma: A baby we found in the trash.

Miss Peregrine:.... Well, put it back.

millard: jacob-

jacob: emma used to call me jacob

millard: because it's your fucking name

Millard: *Pulls curtain back while you’re in the shower* Millard: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of Cheetos?

“Stars were time travelers. How many of those ancient points of light were the last echoes of suns now dead? How many had been born but their light not yet come this far? If all the suns but ours collapsed tonight, how many lifetimes would it take us to realize that we were alone?”

— Ransom Riggs, Miss Perigrine’s Home for Peculiar Childern

“We cling to our fairy tales until the price for believing them becomes too high.”

— Ransom Riggs, Miss Perigrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

looking for content on a series you haven’t finished and accidentally getting spoiled:

Léonard Misonne. London 1899

ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????

reasons to love cardan greenbriar:

does not know how to fight with a sword and this is never portrayed as a weakness.

dramatic as fuck.

turned on by knives.

wears makeup (and this is never thought of as weird). would probably buy out sephora given the chance.

would scorch you in a who wore it better contest.

he was raised by a cat who abandoned him and then he got exactly one (1) hug during the whole triology and we should all hug him now because he's starved for affection.

gave us "my sweet villain"

gave us "my darling god"

gave us "my sweet nemesis"

tail.

the best snusband.

light hair touches.

coronation dress.

tricky tongue.

tricky fingers.

sly feet.

*breaks crown in half like that scene from mean girls*

"my wIFE!"

"i would. and perhaps one day i will." (internal shrieking, you know the scene)

"the hospitality of knives"

always about that consent. concerned with jude's feelings and respectful of her boundaries (at least in most of twk and qon).

also a bit of a martyr for mortals. he saves all those mortals and i-.... he was a king before he was a king.

likes to wear his crown (and party hats) crooked which like.... adorable.

overcame his drinking problem to be worthy of jude. because he loved jude.

he loves jude.

I finished The Queen of Nothing and now Idk what to do with myself. I need more jurdan

I can't stand how amazing The Queen of Nothing is!!

I need a whole new series just about Cardan's and Jude's relationship. They are just perfect!

“It’s okay to want something that’s going to hurt”

— Holly Black (The Queen of Nothing)