Bored-james - Dwelling

Hello Welcome to my Freaky Ted Talk

This is my silly AU idea for ppl interested ❄️⛄️

(My inspiration for some of this was the lovely AU created by tumblr user cigarette-room, I love the operation-paperclip mission concept sm.)

(And before starting, half of this was also created through discussions with my IRL friend, so I credit them anonymously)

- The concept is this: Four years after the events of Inglourious Basterds, Raine and Landa work together for a series of CIA missions in 1948 = hunting for soviet spies and nazi stragglers. So, one big mission (and the main setting) includes this = being stationed in a cabin in a Finnish forest, far far away from any form of familiarity whatsoever. Aldo thrives in the woods. Hans doesn’t. The biggest mental train wreck of 1948 ensues.

- Now, this whole thing takes place in the time span of six months, from nature vibe summer to freezing-as-fuck winter, and it’s kind of like if The Shining hosted two sickos beating/fucking the fuck out of each other.

- Aldo Raine’s threats to sanity are Landa’s manipulation tactics, his own cocaine-addled psyche, alcoholism, and his own past (ooh spooky). Landa’s threats to sanity is losing power, probably some weird pervitin addiction, and Aldo motherfuckin’ Raine.

- Basically the silly thing is putting a sociopathic narcissist and a hillbilly enforcing sadist together and watch them explode in a cabin in bumfuck nowhere Finland. There is no happy ending. One of them gets murdered by the other. The end.

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- As a result, I like referring to this as the Cabin Fever!AU so a lot of shit related to this self-indulgent silliness is dubbed under that

- I can go on about this for hours at a time but that’s the end of my yap thank you for listening 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

- Pinterest board + Spotify playlist will be linked in next post

Tiny yap moment: Instead of calling my yap statement the Tragedy!AU I’m just going to refer to Hans and Aldo’s silly shit as the Cabin Fever!AU because that’s lowkey sillier/more accurate to what I’m getting at (I will be erasing history to reflect the change)

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Tragedy

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Spotify :33 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2EcyB14EX0kZud3tjIjIpM?si=UhhlRikUT1GccI15gNeF5Q&pi=u-J2R-wiVzTqWK

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