Boris-bunions

How about a strawberry flavored one?

I’m gay and I deserve a battle axe.

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I’ve had this on repeat for a million times

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

Didn't know the rain was a bottom

Most people I went to highschool with had a job at 16 and were expected to pay for their own food, insurance, and part of the rent.

iT BUiLds Characters kIDs! (x)

My friend and I discussing the future of America.

One time I did anal wrong and walked like a thug for two days. Unfortunately, I had to get groceries during those two days and I got followed and stared at in Walmart because they thought I was gonna steal something.

either the absolute best or horrifying feeling