Puppies Getting Warm And Toasty By The Fire, Ok?

The girls are back in town

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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One-time special discount for paintings!

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I have canvases of all sizes, if you want a bigger canvas please message me and we can work something out. I can paint almost anything including concepts/abstract artwork.

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Marjorine - "South Park" - For Sale $55 + shipping

Bo Burnham - Not for sale

Hey it’s stan and to-! to… tooooo……..

writing tip: searching "[place of origin]ish names" will get you a lot of stuff and nonsense made up by baby bloggers.

searching "[place] census [year]" will get you lists of real names of real people who lived in that place.

it’s time for you to come out of the closet

yeah that’s a good one

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

love is in the air, i just gotta figure out a window to break out buried alive insidе my dreams, but it was all a fake out

i got covid

Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022