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I've tasted employment. I've tasted unemployment. I suggest money should start growing on trees so I can buy whatever I want.

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

my name is skyler white yo?

my husband is walter white, yo?

masterpost

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

Do you think Nick Carraway and Tom Buchanan ever explored each other's bodies

bernie sanders mindless self indulgence bitches edit

✨ i used this picrew to make this sparkledogsona if you want to make your own  ✨

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Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

🎃 HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY 🎃

I have a newer drawing screen and I found this old tablet I used to use! It’s a Wacom bamboo and I thought I’d give it away on here since I don’t need it anymore. It’s not super new ofc but it’s still good! I’ll also throw in some personalised kandi and some candy since it’s scene and spooky season!

Rulezz:

☆ reblog or like is an entry there’s not a limit on it but like don’t spam yk?

☆ I’ll post worldwide

☆ winner is chosen Saturday 7th November and I’ll dm you <3

☆ be following me on the day the contest finishes

Seven Friends Buy Mansion in China so They Can Grow Old Together

reblog if ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Reblog if you'd be perfectly happy in a poly relationship and/or think they deserve more representation and normalization in modern media

💃  you are the dancing queen 💃

young and sweet

🤡  clowns are clapping cheeks 🤡

Source

The (un)holy trinity of rock songs that sound like cartoon characters:

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

reblog to show them respect

700+ followers raffle!!

Omg guys we did it! 700 followers! I’m sooooo happy right now! Tbh I can’t really believe it’s true! Thank you so so so much! You all are the best <333

So to celebrate this milestone I’m holding a raffle~!

There will be only one winner for now, but if more than 50 people join in, I’ll add another one~

As for the prize, the winner will get a thigh up drawing like this one!

Rules:

- Be a follower (new followers are always welcome, but please don’t follow me only because of free art ;w;)

 - Reblog this post!

That’s all! The winner will be announced on may 30

this year is like is an old windows XP and god is a ten year old kid accidentally infecting us with malware and viruses

ur not ugly, u have poor self-esteem