We Don’t Talk Enough About The Part Of TIT Where Phil Makes The 2009 Phil Barbie Tell The 2009 Dan

Did anyone record the TIT blue carpet and afterparty? I couldn't afford to go but really wanted to see it :(

I thought that going to TIT and seeing that Dan and Phil are just Some Guys would make me more normal about them but it has in fact made me substantially less normal about them

ok. reblog this if youre a phannie thats down to be dmed randomly when i need to freak out about these losers. thank you

Update: said straight fiancé is still going on about how hot Sister Daniel is the day after

Took my straight fiancé to tit and when Sister Daniel came out my fiancé went “oh my god. He’s HOT. Look at his legs” so needless to say Dan and Phil are continuing their legacy of turning people gay

TIT intermission takeaways: they went to bucees and were afraid (video footage soon), they slept “0 feet apart” on the tour bus, and Dan is even more of a theater kid than I ever imagined. And I am smiling so big and so happy to be alive for this moment and I love them. AND TODAY IS THE 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF PINOF!!!!! And it is 10 years this month since I started watching!!! And my heart is so full!!!!!

TO CLARIFY they are not releasing video of it lol I just got video of them talking about it on the tour

Dnp are kind of insane for telling us that the show is “contextless boyfriend approved” like why would they motivate us to bring people who are unfamiliar with them to this fucking show. They got the closest I think you can legally get to having sex on stage without getting the show age restricted and you want us to have to sit through that with our clueless partners, friends and family members?!?!

Just woke up at 5 AM in a cold sweat and my only coherent thought was “Dan and Phil.” And sure enough they have posted an emotionally devastating 17-slide Instagram story. Now someone tell me how Mr. and Mr. Amazing programmed my brain to wake up from a dead sleep and sense they had posted

UPDATE they said December again tonight I rescind my previous statement everyone go crazy

Did Phil say October or December tonight please I have to know

Is this anything

I want the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt so bad but. But I’m not gay. And I feel like it would be appropriating the dnp lesbian army culture