Just Reblogging This Because I Find This Lowkey Amusing.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3: Deleted Scene: Stone Saves Ivo (featurette)

I had to go to extreme lengths to get this for my fellow Stobotnik shippers :)

sexiest thing a character can do is drag their past around like it's a dead body tied to their ankles

SEGA, PUT AGENT STONE IN THE SONIC GAMES YOU COWARDS. GIVE GAME EGGMAN THE DEVOTED HENCHMAN HE DESERVES THATS NOT A ROBOT. MAKE HIM MAKE LATTES. MAKE HIM DO A LITTLE EVIL LAUGH ALONG WITH EGGMAN. DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Call me crazy, but a Platonic Salphys or Sans and Alphys bond from Undertale done right is just literally the bond that Agent Morgan and Penelope Garcia have in Criminal Minds.

The Wolf looks rather unamused by their gawking of his height, much less by the immense squawking their leader seemed to be doing at him. he listened for most of it, ears perked with a rather large amount of disinterest in his expression before he watches the hawk pick up the cage of small chao sized robots. then, he smirks and uses a paw to just.. pluck it right out of the feathered idiot's fingers and raised it to begin gently fumbling with the lock on it with his claw. ' ' first of all, the name's crescent. second? you're a band of criminals, what criminal wants to help a hero? if it was really for the people, lets just be honest and say you'd be doing them a favor by getting rid of the bots first as opposed to selling them for your own greed.. but that's the case here, isn't it? birds like you, especially the infamous babylon rogues, are always putting their beaks in dangerous situations for a coin. one could applaud such an act if you didn't chose such idiotic targets. idiotic in your case. ' ' Crescent looks down upon the birds again, still holding the cage significantly above their reach. abusing his height. he readjusts the black skull mask he wore with his spare paw before he sighs and shrugs.

' ' y'know the doctor's strong without Metal, right? not to put shame to him. but Eggman's strength comes from his immense numbers and effectiveness of his machines. if it was all due to just one strong robot then eggman wouldn't have gotten to his popularity that he has. all of that to say the doctor is most likely hunting you right now with everything he has. Metal Is one of his most favorite creations, afterall. if you ask me, you're just wasting your time.. you might lose everything you have because of it. ' '

The wolf looked rather unamused about the predicament about being tied up with the metallic hedgehog. infact, dare say Crescent was bored at his potentially dangerous predicament.. though he does eventually end up speaking up.

' ' you realize I've got teeth and claws right? actually, I'll just show you. ' ' The wolf begins to chew on the rope with his sharp canines- atleast for himself. it doesnt take long before Crescent finds himself out of his binds and standing. though he does need to duck as to not hit his head on the top of the blimp. shockingly.. he even stands taller than the albatross.

' ' So.. your deal is selling or pawning off Metal? well I'll admit, im surprised you birdbrains got your feathery fingers on him without him decimating each one of you but I suppose that blame is to be put towards the doctor. ' ' Crescent rolls his shoulders, a soft pop and cracking some from his bones could be heard before he looks towards the babylon rogues again.

' ' why even bother with any of this? you've got a blimp. why waste so much energy and time trying to pawn off eggman's junk when chaos relics would go for millions more, hm? or maybe there's something in the gaia temples you lot could find for a history nerd willing to spend their entire life savings on.. plus, who do you expect is gonna buy metal from you? ' ' The Wolf tilts his head. ' ' and who's to say Metal wont kill the one who buys him? ' '

The birds are seemingly distracted for a moment, talking about incoming bids for the tech and robot, but waves attention is caught by the wolves voice and his easy breakout from the ropes. She lets out a surprised and intimidated sqauwk at his sheer size and violently taps the boys’s shoulders, their heads whip to the wolf and they both Caw out in fear.

“STORM, HOW DID YOU FIT THIS ONE ON THE BLINP-?!”

“Mmmmagic..-“

“Oh for FUCKS SAKE- hold on i got this-“

Jet grumbles to the two before glaring up at the wolf and scowling, marching up to the massive ‘mobian’ and glaring him dead in his eye. Feathers are ruffled and his blue eyes burn into the wolves. Its clear the hawk isnt amused but is also intimidated, but aswell cocky and thinks he can stand up to him.

“And who are you to judge us for makin a living here fuck-face? Eggmans fucked us, and multiple cities, up MULTIPLE times, hes tried to destroy the world dangnabit! And if sonic wont just KILL him, WE decided to start taking revenge in the best way we know how! Selling his shit or just trashing his place until sonics bitchass does something!”

The hawk shrieks, gritting his teeth.

“Dont underestimate a flock of bird, big dog! And plus, metals pint sized, he was easy to nab! Like stealing a child.”

Jet snickers, scowl turning to a cocky grin and putting his talons on his hips, rolling his eyes.

“You got a point there, big dog, but we find it fun to mess with the egghead and foil his plans, plus without his prized possession, metal, he cant really cause much destruction without sonic tearing through his robots in seconds! We’re helpin in our own way, and thats stealing from the wicked and givin to the city! We’ll be goin for more pricey expensive shit later though, dont you worry. And well, if you must know the highest bid for this little bitch is 2 MILLION rings! Or dollars, depends on what they’re paying with. But STILL. People want this little bucket ‘a bolts. But i take it some edge,ord like you don’t want nothin to do with this?”

Jet snorts as he rambles, throwing his talons and wings around in motions as he does, before perking his brows to that last statement. The green hawk then looks to the small robot and snorts, moving over to pick up the rather small cage the chao-sized robots in and holds it so the wolf can see it.

“You see this? You see how small and insignificant it is right now? It cant kill anyone in this state! And besides, we made sure to declaw it. It was.. a pain in the ass but hey, it worked.”

As the hawk holds up the cage. The tiny chao-sized hedgehog stares up at the wolf. It moves to slide its paw through the bars and pathetically reach and strain its tiny body to try and reach out to him for help since it recognizes crescent, letting out small mechanical cries once more. This is essentially a living hell for the little robot. Nothing but a little pet in a cage.

gonna be reblogging some of the art I post on me and my s/o's blog here until it gets abit more active so the art doesnt go unseen lol.

Impatience.

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

Crescent remains knelt before the neo werehog, due to his own height, and merely watches. he then shifts his own weight to move from kneeling to sitting, crossing his legs as he does so. his own bushy wolf-tail waggles against the ground behind him peaked from the cover of his black cloak. he spies the injuries before turning his head away with thought. he had only brought meat because he hadn't been expecting Neo to be injured but perhaps he would bring medical supplies too if the injuries are not tended to by his next visit.

' ' kinda hard to talk, isnt it? that's okay, you dont have to talk. just try not to get yourself into a situation you cant get out of while you're like this, alright? ' ' Crescent suggests, but he doesn't seem to budge. infact, he seems to pop an earbud into one of his ears and play some sort of incoherent music. ' ' mind if I hang around you for a small bit? dont worry, I wont take your asks. not intentionally anyway. ' '

' ' these anons go about it all wrong, don't they? ' ' The Wolf sighs, looking at the Mobianized Werehog form that Neo had dawned. he takes a break for a month to reside to his own affairs and they turn him into a glorified meatsack puppy? Crescent approaches then kneels down near Neo, reaching over to give him a gentle scratch behind the ear with his own claws.

...that being said, seeing as how Neo reacted to the anon; Crescent makes sure to flash his own teeth as a minor warning not to snap at him. he doubts this would work though, considering who Neo was at heart. ' ' the doctor feed you yet? ah, y'know what, dont worry about it. direct the ass chewing onto me if Eggman gets mad about this. ' ' Crescent says as he pulls his paw back to reach into a black back he's concealed under his black cloak this time. he pulls out a raw T-Bone steak, uncooked but fresh and healthy for the most part, and holds it infront of Neo for the taking. does he always carry that around...? no. no he doesnt.

The werehogs ears slowly perk up from where hes laid, like a dog, which- is all he really is when it boils down to it, hes just laying on the ground in some little blood splats that are from his own injuries. And maybe an anon or two getting bit. The werehogs head lifts to a familiar voice of a, now fellow canid, Crescent. Letting out some odd yet relaxed noises at the scratch behind his ear, flicking his own back juust abit to show slight submission from the wolves flared teeth. Despite being well, neo, still. It seemed Crescent was considered a higher rank in his feralized mind. ‘An alpha’ as they called it in wolf or dog packs. Ofcourse his master eggman was above that but Crescent gained Neo, or Metals, respect a loong time ago.

Considering hes in such a feral mindset, the canid attempts a response but all that comes out is incoherent huffs, snarfs and quiet barks, with the loud noises of his teeth chomping against eachother but its no way a show of violence. Just a failure to speak. So he shakes his head softly, and perks his ears once more in a minor confusion as he rummages through his cloak. However the confusion quickly subsides and his pupils go large at the raw meat infront of his face. The werehog pushes himself to his paws slightly and snaps his jaws forward to snap them onto the Steak, very gently taking it from his hand however and began to eat as if he hadn’t aten in days. Which.. he probably hadn’t, atleast had anything like a meal, chilidogs weren’t a good ‘meal’, so for a form like this? The steak would hold over nicely. You can easily see the large bushy wolf tail wagging in the air like an excited puppy to have a snack. Ignoring his injuries for the moment to enjoy what he was given.

My Friend And I Have Been Looking At This AU So We Both Decided To Draw From The 2D Bendy AU And This Was My Results. My Friend Plans On Posting Hers Tommorow. @shinyzango