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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

An in-universe explanation for making pokemon variants

I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it

mmbunny boy boobs

not arguing with a pretty tboy who wants to stab me, whatever you say angel