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"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

tired dog

don’t forget your pills!

YOU hate JK Rowling!

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea

happy valentines day (art by @pawseds of my pc's mech!)