Latest Posts by crypt0nin - Page 5

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

🦇 Lord of bats 🦇

I’m so sick of DNA, I’m going to have all mine removed

I love women

Art dump of my current dnd character, Scotch! The dumbest cow boy to ever cow boy

Mmm worm

Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

people shitting on trans women/girls/femmes for being into puppy girl stuff annoys me. on a surface level I view it as cute, but on a deeper level it's morso feeling a kinship to an animal that is loved through it's loyalty and obedience but also relating to the dehumanization aspect as transmisogyny dehumanizes transfem individuals. dogs also give unconditional love when they are treated well and comfortably which is a perfectly understandable yearning for a minority group that isn't treated well systemically.

also dogs cute.

the home he hates.

Thanks google ai that’s….,. Really helpful

Today's Seals Are: Alien Abduction

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

happy valentines day (art by @pawseds of my pc's mech!)

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

The gym is like an MMORPG. When you first come in, you are level 1 and just know the most basic moves and can complete the simplest of quests. Whereas the higher levels know lots of cooler moves and can accomplish greater challenges.

why am i so haunted

sorry hold on i couldnt find the gif I wanted but I found this one instead, why is he so cunty?

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Figured tumblr would appreciate my salmon painting

Yeah.

Like. Dogboy type shit

i can be a dog...doggy fursona,,,doggy

The National Parks Service have purged trans people from the website on the Stonewall National Monument

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.