cryptidgemstones

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i love writing luke’s tendency to be a feral little man like Yes he’s the savior of the galaxy Yes he’s a pure hearted beam of sunshine BUT he came from a hick town in the Outer Rim with nothing to do but hang out in bars and use ROUSes as target practice AND he shares DNA with anakin skywalker so he can drink Han under the table and thinks traffic laws are a joke send tweet

my problem-solving skills leave a lot to be desired

Hypothetically speaking, you can dance the macarena to the chorus of California girls if you time the beats just right

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

What the fuck is Goncharov and why is it all over my dash

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

Qui-Gon, dying in Obi-Wan's arms: I'm sorry my Padawan, but I wasn't able to crank that Soulja boy before it could crank me

This vase looks eatable I'll take 20

♡ Strawberry Vase ♡

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

FLOPPY DISK REDESIGN DONE!

And pretty soon maybe his reptile form will follow >:>

Anyway unlike the other OCS I've redrawn. Floppy is going to be staying in SCP as I feel he still fits.

Omg same

Felt like doing something picture book like.

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

Went to the MoMA and i saw my life flash before my eyes for a second

today’s dark choco cookie is: he’s thawing…

Had a dream last night that you responded to a mean ask with "someone get this guy an inhaler because everyone knows angry pirates get oxygen"

for context the asker was a pirate, the yoho arrgh kind

Doesn't really sound like something I'd say

Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be

Someone get this guy an inhaler because everyone knows angry pirates get oxygen

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

Notice that the cop's response is to defend the hypothetical bad cop, not to distance himself and other cops from the bad cop.

If bad cops were rare, there'd be no desire whatsoever to defend them.

the fact that i shall never see such an extraordinary beast for myself makes me froth at the mouth

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

👀

K

I took the time and effort to redraw a good quality penguin. The price is 0.65ETH, so please pay a lot of attention. I will continue to post good paintings

The link below is my Opensea Collection. You can buy it here

https://opensea.io/collection/a-dreamy-feel

glad to see those spreading the truth

Dumb little comic about Shamura arriving to the afterlife

Transcription under the cut just in case because my handwriting here is unreadable-

TOWW: SHAMURA.

Shamura: Narinder.

TOWW: You betrayed me, sibiling! Left me here to waste away! I shall have my RE-

TOWW: EEeee...

Shamura: Mhm. You see this thingy? You hear it jingle?

TOWW: ...

Shamura: You want to catch it. I see it in your eyes.

TOWW: ...Mrp.

Shamura: I thought so.

Stiill using screen shots bc why not

In my last, post I talked about my headcanon for this NPC/ oc I'm calling Sour Cream Cookie. So, I'm making a part 2. Context, he's Clotted Cream's bio father.

So like I said in last Post, Sour Cream was saved after being lost at sea for 22 years by Captain Caviar. He was told of what was happening in Creme Republic.

So imagine with me, this guy, hearing that his OWN WIFE had to remarry to save his only child from a life of hardship, and not allow her to see them!!! He was furious, with a mix of guilt of not being there.

So Sour Cream goes home, amazed by everything he sees, since the Republic was a simple town when he left that refugees were still retreating to.He storms into the Lyceum, disrupting the meeting of the Elders.

Skit I thought of ( Inspired by @queen-rainy-love , check their stuff out!)

*In the Lyceum, the Council of Elder were having a meeting with Clotted Cream when the doors swings open*

??: * kicks the door open* *smiles* Anyone missed me??

The elders look on in shock and horror as the stranger walks in, covered in dirt and a bit caked up salt. His worn-out shoes leaving bits of mud as he walked around*

??: My my, things have really changed since I've been gone!! This once small township turns into a great and glorious Republic!! Sad I missed it!!

Sable: Ahh?? Who are you?

??: *chuckles, pushes up his broken glasses* Hehe, I guess my look has changed after a long time, hasn't it?"

Custard: *annoyed* This is a private meeting, you are allowed to be here!! Who sent you in ??

Captain Caviar: *Walks in, takes his seat* I did, sorry I'm late, had to check on one of my ships. And you may want to hear the guy out.

??: Thank you, Caviar. Now was I? Oh right. *bows* I am Sour Cream Cookie, the forgotten heir of House Scone.

Vanilla Sugar: This is preposterous!! Sour Cream cookie has been dead for years!

Sour Cream: I feel pretty alive to me. And Mulled, I appreciate you keeping my notes safe since I've gone. The airship you created is amazing!

Mulled Juice: I....

Clotted Cream: * a bit annoyed* Look sir, you've been in here long enough. I think it's time you leave- *is hugged by Sour Cream*

Sour Cream: *looks at him, shocked* My son.. Look at you.. all grown up.

Clotted Cream: I...Um...

Sour Cream: *lets go* Where is your mother? Where's Light Cream?

Clotted Cream: *confused* W-wait, how do you..?

Custard: *stands up* Guards!! Get this lunatic out of here!!

*two guards come out and begin to drag out Sour Cream on the Lyceum, when Light Cream runs in*

Light Cream: Wait!!! *crying* Sour Cream, is that you?

Sour Cream: *looks, shoves the guards off and hugs Light Cream* My love!!!

*Light Cream hugs him back, now sobbing. Sour Cream ran his fingers through her hair*

Light Cream: *sniffles* You're alive... You're truly alive...

Sour Cream: *smiles* I am, My love. I'm so sorry for being gone for so long..

*As the elders watch in shock, Clotted Cream walked over to the two reunited lovers. He was very confused. Who was this guy?*

Clotted Cream: Mother? How do you know him?

Light Cream: *smiles* Clotted... This is your father, Sour Cream Cookie.