cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass
Skate Fast Eat Grass

Multifandom disaster | artist, writer and professional shitposter

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3 years ago

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

Nothing Fills My Heart With More Violence Than The Sight Of A Naked Wrapping Paper Roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

3 years ago

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

3 years ago
A Historical Moment

A historical moment

3 years ago
[IMAGE ID: A Banner For #UnwhitewashTBB. The Top Says "Star Wars Is For Everyone." In Black With A Yellow

[IMAGE ID: A banner for #UnwhitewashTBB. The top says "Star Wars is for everyone." in black with a yellow background. In the center of the Star Wars wrap-around logo is "Respect fans of color / Respect Jewish fans / Respect disabled fans". The bottom banner is light blue, and #UnwhitewashTBB is in black on top of it. /end ID]

If you can't think of what to say, but want to show your support for #UnwhitewashTBB, you can post this image anywhere you would like!

3 years ago

Star wars au where everything is the same except Grievous gets to have a slugthrower rifle and returns to his sniper roots send tweet.


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3 years ago

is spamton a tumblr sexyman

i wouldnt say a sexyman but he sure is something


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3 years ago

when you’re at a party and the anxiety kicks in

When You’re At A Party And The Anxiety Kicks In

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3 years ago

This post was made by Kit Fisto

master plo deserves to be sluttier i think


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3 years ago

we gotta stop pretending that anakin skywalker was a normal happenstance. it’s not every day that a bull moose breaks into a stash of cocaine, busts into an elementary school and stomps a classroom of children to death, and then spends the next twenty years murdering the shit out of every other moose it ever sees in all its life until it finally commits quasi-patricide by throwing its dad into the ocean. other jedi fell to the dark side of the force, and they killed, what, a couple people? other jedi are touched by the dark side, which means they really just had a pissy week? anakin touches the dark side and kills a few dozen people. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then murders or attempts to murder almost everyone who ever knew him in middle school. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then storms the jedi knitting club and starts cracking heads on the pavement. within ten minutes he has saddled up to go balls-to-the-window balls-to-the-wall batshit, he stops at the bodega by the jedi temple to shotgun a four loko and a sugar free monster energy before immediately proceeding to kill like a thousand fucking people with a sword


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3 years ago

hello dix of the tumblr community - fish

Greetings, Fish of the Tumblr Community


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