cutestrawberrydragon

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When you're trying to sleep but remember something embarrassing that happened years ago

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

Nevermind it's back.

Wifi has been down for hours. Life is pain.

Wifi has been down for hours. Life is pain.

Cats getting caught doing crimes

social anxiety comic number I’m-not-keeping-track

normally I try to add a positive uplifting message to these but idk for this one. this is just genuinely my worst nightmare in any given social situation

With he amount of ads recently I'm beginning to think that's not even true anymore.

Having a fast metabolism is great! I get to eat as much as I want (one of the best human experiences) and still look amazing without any effort.

im a twink fiend but sometimes when i see someone really skinny i feel bad for them more than anything else. you need some meat on your bones

My brain just won't stop thinking.

And there's not a single thought of value going on.

If nothing else, I can at least rest easy knowing that I'll never be famous.

This works, I have like 5 of them.

I'm being DEAD serious here guys. Make problematic ocs. I'm telling you. It's so much fun. And easier to get invested in them sometimes because they really STICK OUT in your brain. You fall in love with them.

For help developing problematic ocs try out these two methods

Method one: think of a problematic choice your oc will make. This could be; abandoning their children, killing a sibling, siding with the oppressor whatever. Work backwards from there. What are the implications of someone who would make that decision.

Method two: give them a motivation and work forwards from there. For example; they have the motivation to survive no matter what, they need to be the ruler of their society, they will not go against a specific religious/moral code etc. now make sure every decision they ever make is in line with that and crucially put things in their way that'll make them make fucked up decisions to get what they want.

Now! You have! A fucked up oc! And you will love them! I promise

i’m proud of you for facing the days you really don’t want to face

Unusually tired today. Don't know why.

people talk about how showing someone your boyvoice is really special and intimate but i think the opposite is also deserving of a lot of reverence and care and tact. when a girl who has a flat lower voice tries out her training voice around you that shit is so vulnerable and so special. that is her exploring who she could be and giving you a sneak peak of her beautiful future

IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

false killer land-whale :)

Yes

You're stupid

This might come as a surprise, but I'm Asexual.

Specifically in the sense that it's not you that's turning me on but the act of you fucking my brains out that does it for me.

Wake me up in the middle of the night because you just have to have me

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

literally why did i have to get the brain problem thats literally just Everything Is Harder To Do Disease. id rather have rolled literally anything else

I'll take that deal.

i should start telling people that since im a demon a bite from me will turn you into a demon also just so girls will let me bite them more often. like pspspspspsps come here dont you wanna grow horns and fangs and become immortal and evil with me? just gotta let me bite your body a bunch~ <3

Can't shake the feeling that I was supposed to do something today and I can't figure out what it is.

I LOVE FOOD I LOVE FOOOOOOD I LOVE FOOD

the other day i told a pun that made @siveine hold her head in her hands for a solid minute and a half which i think is a personal best if I'm honest.