Ooh I Just Thought Of Something

@creatures-in-posts is this creature satisfactorily goopy

the world is in peril, and people are hurting

but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.

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Pookies help the concept of time is peer pressuring me into giving them my lunch money I need divorce documents STAT

Ok so I noticed @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @babyblankyerror (PLEASE GO CHECK THEM OUT THEYRE SO COOL)making some awesome prompts so I figured I would try my hand at one (based off a dream I had)

So Stanley is captured. Probably by Rico or something, and in a warehouse all tied up. When Rico leaves to go do something or whatever, Stanley somehow summons a nice but a bit wacky wizard (he had some magical item he stole from somebody that Rico didn’t bother to take and him struggling summons the wizard) the wizard, seeing Stan has his item, goes “oh boy! You found my missing item! Ive been looking for that for ages! Since you found it, I’ll give you one wish!” And Stan, weirded out of his mind, wondering why the guy he stole the item from is congratulating him on finding it, and probably thinks he’s dreaming but not about to give up an opportunity to escape, goes;

“GET ME OUTTA HERE!”

Of course, his mouth is tied up and gagged so the wizard has to work with what he’s got.

Though honestly “drake bug hawk bear” is not a good guess.

The wizard goes “alright great! I can do that! :)” and teleports him outside of the warehouse and tells him he has 24 hours till the spell kicks in (to give him time to leave) Stan, not really listening, jumps in his car and heads out, still confused as hell. Of course, 24 hours later the car is a bit too small to keep driving in and also now is wrecked because turning into a crazy hybrid of a dragon, stag beetle, golden eagle, and brown bear may cause some damage to your surroundings.

So he starts walking. Where, you ask?

To gravity falls.

Meanwhile, Stanford is having the time of his life! He’s researching, he’s finding new, interesting creatures, he’s defying the laws of nature, he’s getting chased down by a unicorn after trying to take its blood for “testing purposes”,

Wait actually that last one isn’t vey good.

But luckily for him, Stan has been walking for days and honestly couldn’t be more willing to fight off magical creatures for his brother.

Sibling bonding time!

There its is that’s. That’s the idea. Is cool? Did good job??? I cooked???

That’s my costume.

Trick or treat!!!!

Is the half life cockroach the trick or the treat??

A little WIP of something... I had this idea swimming in my brain and I need to get it out

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

I’m chewing on this I’m chewing I’m chewing I’m chewing I’m chewing I’m chewing I’m chewing I’m chewing I’m chewing I’m chewing

FORSAKENS FINESTT LETS GO GAMBLINGGG

“I once brought up mothman in class and you could see him get visibly angry and say ‘don’t play poker with him’ before muttering something about 10 dollars. He then disappeared for, like, 5 days and when he came back he had a giant moth antenna and ten dollars sitting on his desk. 5/5 dunno what his deal is but I’m pretty certain he could kill god.”

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

Uh…. Idk but since he’s from msm I think he’s probably just like a large scrugly dog.

I’m also taking him with me because incisaur my beloved he is my autistic child and I will cherish him forever

@augustdrawscoolstufff @willowthefoxxo @staplegxnn @absolutelyzoned

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

Haaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!