If I’m Ever Brutally Murdered And Everyone Feels Like They Need To Do Something Productive In My Memory,

"Pen: I overheard you at my Mama's ball last season, telling everyone how you would never, ever court Penelope Featherington"

Colin:

Not really a fan of Bridgerton, but I am a fan of Nicola Coughlan's response to everyone shitting on her for being "too big" to play a love interest

haymitch is like "the baker's son is huge. has meaty hands. built like a brick house. big log of a guy. AN ABSOLUTE UNIT. did i mention he's big? a large lad."

like damn we get it 😭

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

Happy May 4th!!

Choi Jong-in only brings one meal to the table and that is his *undisputed aura* 🔥💥

Being the youngest avenger and them reacting to you going to Xavier's (or college/school)

-Bucky would be so proud that you want to control your mutations and Learn -Steve would be chill at first then realize you’re serious -“YOU CANT LEAVE WHOS GOING TO MAKE SURE THOR DOESNT EAT A BAR OF SOAP!” - “I have full faith that the incident with soap won’t happen again Stevie…I hope” -Wanda being super excited for you to meet cute boys (aka Alex summers or young Scott summers) - Nat hiding weapons in your bags just in case - tony trying to replace you with peter but it doesn’t work - dramatic sobbing “ ITS NOT THE SAME BRUCE!! I WANT MY LITTLE CHEESESTICK BACK” - and peters like “wtf thanks bruh #notfeelingthelove” - Bruce making up a schedule for when to call or video chat every one individually - Clint and sam being soccer moms and giving you a check list of stuff to pack and making sure you do - Thor is just not having any of it - “NO YOU WILL NOT TAKE IT I AM A NORSE GOD AND I FORBID IT” - Thor holding onto your leg like ‘bitch you going I’m going to’ -eventually Steve gets him off…but then Bucky can’t let his little sidekick go - “BUCKY PUT ME DOWN YOU OVERGROWN SNOWFLAKE” - tearful goodbyes - momma!steve - “call me when you get there, and call us everyday, and If you want to come back I will not hesitate to get you immediately, NO BOYS! And we love you” -long hug - “Thor….” “ROSE LET JACK GO I WILL NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!” - “come on (y/n) we have a long journey ahead of us” - “coming professor Xavier” -mouthing ’ I love you guys’ before the elevator closes - Tony, Bucky, and Thor crying for days until you call “LADY (Y/N) I MISS YOU”

sometimes teal mask and indigo disk(and honestly sv in general) dont feel like actual things that happened like no way a super popular franchise has some fucking emo boy that we curb stomp and divorce, a tube of toothpaste who thinks he knows how to manipulate people, a girl that probably plays animal crossing way too much and constantly makes the incorrect buzzer noise, crispin, old men in love, yuri love triangle, rika, some parentless guy who jumps for joy after making some magic herb sandwhich, dragon dog thats going to terrify a subway employee, green eight year old that murders three losers by going bonk, dont forget to smash that like and subscribe button, a antibullying group that was a discord server that is now a feared gang, nemona, transgender pro cringe weeb lesbian, two lesbians which have the most difficult hair to draw, femboy emo ice man, attempted murder turtle, and larry

like excuse me how does this game exist????

arthur fans: i love arthur, he is sensitive and caring and he writes and draws in his little journal and hums little melodies from time to time, his story is incredible and his moral evolution shows how people can change despite everything🥺

john fans: look at his scrawny bitch ass, he’s a SLUT and he takes it UP the ASS, i hope he fucking drowns

pokemons ur favs

ok so ninetales volo and zorua kieran & carmine isn’t that awesome. the sylveon is my oc caffiene!!! made kieran the hisuian variant since the sad eyes fit him more

these are pretty old but hey i’ll put them here