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Still catching up with critical role campaign two,
but here is a fun little thing of head cannons I had at the first few episodes and how they turned out now that I'm on ep 53
Fjord dies first(Twas wrong, but he deserves it with how dangerous a game he plays)
Mollymauk has many lovers appear out nowhere, calling him different names and being sweet when he shows up in town(Not lovers, but different name babey!)
Nobody here is going by their real name, only Yasha but that's because she has nothing to hide from. She will beat the shit out of anybody who recognizes her(Two or three names down, we will see who else has a fake name?)
Nott is a soccer mom, caleb is her theter kid son in medical school she can't stop bragging about(Am I wrong???)
Beau is going to kill a child and just shrug it off (Not yet....?)
Jester is going to become a war criminal, or a cultist(Only time will tell!)
Caleb will develop a crush on Jester or Molly, nothing serious maybe has a single date but then moves on(From spoilers I heard I was kinda right? I think?)
Fjord is asexual, but biromantic. (I STAND BY THIS ONE EVEN AS I AM WRONG /j)
And one from when caduceus when he was introduced!
He has lice, he has lice in his fur and clothes and he is fine with it because any ecosystem is a good thing even if it is itchy(Does his staff beetles count?)
Where is my slow burn fan fiction where they have many scenes person A is the grumpy and quiet one that sits there and daydreams about being sexy and coy and so very loud with person B then person A immediately cringes at out of character that is for them but also how they genuinely want to just jump up and lean into person B with a big smirk "Come and kiss me then fucker!" and both break into laughter and pull each other close and their lips grow near enough they can feel each others breath
Then daydream breaks and they just slam their head down on whatever is immeditly in front of them(ex a pillow they've been hugging, or a table they were sitting at) and groan at the thought
Dead faced as their entire face and ears are overtaken by blush
Bitches really be only a few episodes in with Caduceus Clay, and yet immediately start calling him plant dad and fantasize scenarios where he takes a father figure role in their life and is proud of them
Just a teifling and his Oracle Cards!
Second and third image are the front of the eye / hand card, and the back of any of the cards
It game dayyyyy babeyyyyyy
This is the current update on the litol dnd game because I can't get the google doc open on my phone
But it was very gay, and a turtle was put in danger, and @pattonwillliterallyfightyou like the silly little blobbers she got kidnapped
Again
And we will return next weekend with,,, anouther??? .,?? ,.,.,,?
I bring back your quotes as a motivator!
Really though boob it is okay to just not do things, take a while and relax
You hurt your wrist again or pull an all nighter I will hunt you down and make you take care of yourself
I got 99 tasks and I have done none
My,,.,., my husband,.,., ,,,,,,,.,., not only has he been found by roman(and tumblr) but,.,.,.,., oh boy my heart.,.I need to take a sit,.,.,,,,
cat boy remus plssssss
The cat that bites back
1. You can learn how through YouTube tutorials, or use some free sprites as bases and reskin them(with credit of course!)
2. Fun fact there are a lot of minors out there making games and some of them are even selling those games, you are allowed to make a game as a minor!
3. Valid point, I understand that totally
4. Trial and error, and watching others trial and error is a good way to learn!
5. You don't have to use RPG makers! There are a lot of free programs that are free entirely but you will have to figure out how to work the system more
No presure of course, but do keep in mind that you can totally do it if you want to! And I am certain many people would love to see it and support the game development!
@pickledpoologs
Do it lmao
Roman and virgil bonding time babeyđ
I just wanna wear a poet shirt
Please find me husband đđ„
You guys wanna see Remus on the game right?
Would you be willing to search for him?
Would you do the effort to find dear rat boy?
So once as a DM I had a puzzle where they had to give up the object a stone inscription said in order to open the prison and save their favorite NPC
"Something that is dead but still lives"
And they had literally just beaten the heck out of undead warriors
Player one: Dm, did you say the drugs I stole from the crown's gaurd plants or mushrooms?
Me: mushrooms
Player 1: "Okay, so do we want to give up the drugs for Valentine"
Player 2: "They're my boyfriend, so yes we want to give up the drugs."
Player 1: "but they are my drugs, and it isn't my life on the line so,,,,"
Player 3: "you can always just pick them back up when valentine is out"
Player 1: "fair enough fair enough" Lorain sets mushrooms on pedestal
Me: the room begins to shake and the pedestal disapears into the floor with the mushrooms, then an oppening in the the wall appears revealing the half orc valentine who looks up and runs into Fringe's arms. He is bloodied and bruised but nothing looks too permanent. Valentine signs to you all "I am so glad you are hear we need to-"
Player 1: Lorain raises their hands to stop him "First we need to get my drugs back!"
Player 3: Filraen begins looking for ways to pull the drugs back up from the stone
Me: make a investigation check for me
Player 1: Can I help him?
Player 2: Can we focus on valentine? Maybe Lorain can cast heal wounds since he is beat up??
Me: You get advantage on the investigation check
Player 3: 4
Me: all you find in the low light is remains from the plauge zombies, making it hard to find much of anything
Player 1: Valintine can have some if he can help me get my drugs back
Me: Valentine's face tenses as he shakes his head "I am wounded, and a recovered addict. I don't want them."
Player 2: If only someone could help the wounded aspect of that.
Part two of dnd
Libby pov
Okay so Libby you were in your own home, when worms began eating through your floors, a group of worms so large they tangled themselves in each other
They told you they needed help, to find a girl and bring her back to them
They told you that this girl should be in the mountains far south of your home, and you akwardly refused because you needed to stay home for schooling and such but then the worms rose revealing more and more worms falling and rising like a spout of water
They told you that you may not refuse, or else they would take you instead
they were sure they could make you look like her
And so you took your horse that may or may not have also been stolen and you made your way south
You make your way to a wall that stretches as far as the eye can see, the only thing in the smooth stone a gate that sat wide open
you pass through and find two women
one vaugle matching the description of the girl the worms asked for
Dm pov
HELLO THERE *ahem*
"So uh,, lovely weather we are having huh?
I guess what I'm trying to say is, you must come with me!" Libby then attempts to put blobbers, the woman who vaguely resembles the description, on their epic horse
Blobbers screams, and instantly in the other Autumn's hand appears a short curved blade "Hey!" She shouts at libby "Let go of my dance partner!"
Libby makes a verbal key smash "But,, I want to dance with her!! On my horse!! Back home!!"
Failed persuasion check
Autumn sprints at lib and kicks ltheir back and the vines around her feet whip their neck
-4 damage
Libby yells, still holding onto blob as they summon their familiar
Homebrew spell tries to grow a tiny snail but failed wasting a spell slot
Libby feels magic tingle in their arm as they use summon and grow familiar and you grin triumphantly
But then they see it appear on the tip of their finger
a snail, the size of a raindrop
While they spent time useing magic Autumn grabs lib by the arm and twists it off of blobbers before throwing them to the ground
Smh blobbers the dumb lesbian saved by the other dumb lesbian
Autumn stands over Libby on the ground and points her blade at them glowering
"What do you want with my dance partner?"
Blob: Kinda hot ngl
Nat: BLOB YOU SIMP
"To tango" libby lies
"You threw her on your horse, because.. you wanted to dance with her?" She questioned, shaking her head "You are going to have to tell me the truth."
"Fine. Picture the scene, you are a human in a house, minding your own business, when suddenly, worms come out at you and tell you to come here and to bring them a person with the description they listed!"
Autumn puts her blade away and looks to libby "You were summoned by worms?" Her eyes shift to blob for a moment "But isn't that what you were here for?" She asks blobbers
Libby stares at blobbers confusedly
"Oh yeah, yeah I was" blobbers said
"Then obviously she isn't who you are looking for" Autumn holds a hand out to lib to offer help up
Libby accepts help taking her hand and she pulls libby up akwardly then goes to help blob up by picking her up bridal style and setting her back down on her feet "You two have the same goal, so now you can't kidnap my dance partner right?"
Blob: nAT I AM ALREADY GAY
"I suppose." Libby brushes off dirt from their clothes
"But surely if the worms sent us here that means,, the one we are looking for,, is nearby..?"
Autumn shakes her head "You aren't even half way there, it is a weeks journey on horse from here."
"what??? Aw man, I'm gonna miss my bug racing tournament now" libby groaned
"W e e k s??" Blob questioned "That's like, more than 7 days"
"Well it's over a thousand miles, it takes a while to get to those mountains. There are many resting places though, and I wouldn't doubt there being a bug race in the gambling place in the next town" she offers akwardly clearly not a fan of bugs
"GAMBLING?!! SIGN. ME. UP!" Libby cheers
"Money??? I'm going." Blobbers the capitalist agreed
"I can show you the way there if you'd like me to come with you" Autumn began and blobbers did not even hesitate to say "Yes."
"Sure- Besides,, it would be nice to have some sort of company considering how long this journey is gonna be" libby hopped onto their horse and gave their familiar a pat "hold on tight bagel" the whispered
Autumn beams, then gets onto blobbers horse, holding a hand out to help blob on behind her "I hope it is alright we ride together, as I don't have a steed"
Blob: Ah dang I cant say anything about the riding thing, there are children present
"Uhhhhh horse,,, big" blobbers commented before Autumn helped Blob onto the horse in front of her and arms around blob to stear the horse they lead lib's horse to the next town
It takes about three hours so by the time they get there the sun is rising at 7 am
Blobbers falls off the horsedramatically, and Autumn hops off the horse and helps blobbers up again "Are you tired from the ridding? I can get us to an inn if you need rest"
"Ah. .,. The tired.,.,., walking.,.,.such an extenuating exercise,..,.,if only there was a way .,.,.,.to n o t walk ,..,"
Autumn snorts and picks blob up "shall I carry you to the nearest inn then?" She grinned
"YES- I mean. If it's not too much trouble"
"Will you talk to me, Bagel?" Libby asked the snail
Bagel chews gently on their arm, it doesn't hurt but it tickles a bit
Autumn smiles and looks to lib "You need rest to, after the sorta fight from kidnapping blobbers, you're a little roughed up."
She takes the reigns of horse and leads lib and horses to the nearest in in town while carrying dumb lesbian tm
Break to talk spell slots and what a rest will do
They are taken/carried to the town inn, which happens to have a stable next door. And lock up the horses
Autumn then takes them to a gambling shack across town, and find a sign saying there is indeed a bug race!
They go in, and are met with the smell of cooked meats and sound of cheers as many people are placing bets at one counter and at the other snacks are served
As libby walks up to the counter the man managing bets slides across the counter and smiles "come to place a bet? Next race is for bug, but afternoons horses and evening will be dogs."
He waves at the sign that has a list of bugs they may bet on. There are many bugs, including but not limited to rhino bettles and african land snails
but they notice there is no worms on the list
Blob: is this place legal?
Nat: wisdom check
Blob: 7
Nat: you didn't even know bug races existed
"Yes, I bet 200 on the snail." Libbly places 200 copper on the table and the man hands them a ticket with a grin "thank you kindly, luck laddeh"
"I bet 200 copperoonis to the grasshopper" blob sets the money on the table
The man laughs and holds up a ticket "Sure thing lass, grass hoppers are lucky after all"
Blob steps away from the counter and to autumn "Miss tarta what are your thoughts on cheating, lying and deceiving?"
Autumn raises a brow and grins "depends on the context of the lying cheeting and stealing. Why have you asked?"
Game paused, libby sleepy
Spur of the moment dnd game starting with a joke notes
Just so I don't forget since we may continue
Most this is from memory, will do best to be accurate
Blobbers kissed a worm, and the worms ran off before returning with flowers on their backs
Theo asks to trade and be dm
Blob eats the flowers
Failed constitution saving throw
-10 hp, 8/18 hp remains
Blob gets mad at worms "Bro what the fuck?"
"We are sorry, but you reminded us of somebody. The one we need to return to the forest." The worms explained
Insert confused player blob noises
"She has short brown hair, a purple backpack, and a monkey friend with rainbows. She ran away chased by a bright orange fox with a mask"
Angy player blob noises
Me laughing and singing the dora the explorer theme
Blobbers sighed "Where can I find this lord faquad looking ass?"
ânobody knows exactly where she went but people say you can hear womanly screams from the mountains exactly 1092 miles south from here, us worms, we are too slow to get there before she perishes of starvation, but you! We bet you could get her!â the worms offered
"What do I get in return tho, aside from an almost lethal allergic reaction to some plants." Blobbers tried
âwell,â said the worms, âlets just say. If you dont,.,.,.,., we could always,..,. have a makeover montage until you look enough like the girl and then we would leave you at the edge of the forest for the person who wants her :)â
"Fuck that, I'm going home."
âBut dearest blob,.,., you have no choiceâ
Scared player noises "tHEY KNOW MY NAME"
âEither find her or BE HERâ The worms threaten, and so blob deeply terrified goes home to pack
Nat takes back over as DM
Blob goes into her room, finding her turtle sleeping peaceful in a bundle of stolen laundry and towels
Roll perception, and passes
She realizes she hears an odd sound, glancing about she realizes that it comes from her bed. The blankets twitch and in the shadows undee the bed an odd shape squirms.
"What the fuck??" Blob questions
The blanket stills. Then something silently falls over the bed and onto the floor.
Worms.
Blobbers screamed, awaking the turtle who quickly run to her leg. The blanket shifts and falls of the bed to reveal the bed had been eaten through the millions of worms.
"Blobbers, there is nothing to be afraid of. We are simply, keeping an eye on you."
Blobbers calms down, and frustratedly grabs her things
+2 healing potions(10 hp healed each.)
+1 flask of holy water
+1 disguise kit(includes,
+1 broad sword(2d4 damage)
+1 sleeping bag
+5 days provisions
+ one empty flask
+ 1 turtle(lorenzo)
Blob asks how the holy water is there
Nat explains she doesn't remember it being there before, maybe someone left it there.
Blob takes a long rest in the other room on a floor of pillows and blankets and wakes up at 1 am
hit points return to 18/18
Blobbers decides to go into town and steal a horse under the cover of night
"I don't like horses they scary and eat meat" "Horses are herbivores??*confused dm noises*"
Stlerch check, passed
Animal handling check passed
Blobbers grabs a handful of horsefeed and sneaks in through a window of the stables, soundless and invisible despite her pink clothing
She holds up the feed to the horse, and it silently nuzzles her face before eating out of her hand
"I change my mind QwQ I love horses"
Blob runs off, and looks to the sky looking to find which way is south
Intelligence check, passed
Blobbers finds a star pointed south this time of year and chases after it on her horse, then finds a perfectly smooth stone wall, stretching as far as the eye can see and blocking her path. The only opening a bared gate with a steal lock. Watched above the gate way with letters
Sld wl blf urc z yilpvm kfnkprm?
"Somebody needs to learn to spell"
Lorenzo nods, at least blobbers thinks it is a nod, but Lorenzo is a turtle eating a random bug they found on the ground.
"How do you fix a broke pumpkin?" She translated the puzzle, then furrowed her brows "eat it?"
A choking noise comes from the other side, and a slight laugh before a woman's voice is heard "I can't tell you the answer, the gate burns cheaters. Though I can help! What is a feild of a bunch of pumpkins called?" The voice
Language barriers get in way and dm gives answer for the sake of the game. And also because it would be unfair to just let blobbers suffer
"A pumpkin patch?"
The moment the words left her lips the lock melted, and fell to the floor in aa red hot pile of goo
Roll perception, 17
Blobbers walks through the gate, and her eyes lock with a woman of warm firey skin and bright green long hair that fell down her face in knots
Blobbers takes a moment, before realizing that she was staring at a nymph. A nature spirit, specifically a pumpkin
"Can I do a little dance that makes her want to hit me? Like the macarena"
Rolls charisma and passes
Blobbers dances, and the woman resists the urge to slap blob but instead laughs "Have you a reason to dance at such a late hour, or are you just /this/ happy to have passed the gate"
"Do you need a reason to dance at 3 am?"
She watches blobber for a moment, almost like she is studying blob
Then the pretty pumpkin lady begins to dance with blob doing her best to follow the movements "My name is Autumn Tarta" she grinned as she followed blob's lead in the macarena under the stars
Nap time, will add part two whenever we play again
Those custom face masks with your own face on it genuinely looks like you are holding up a bag of lays chips
Is that greenday I hear playing?????
Team awesome uwu
Tiny babey boy still taller and prolly bigger overall than you
I shall be victorious in combat my friend! Even as a babey!!
I feel like your "but I'm nineteen" was a specific call out, and yet all the smaller babeys came running with their lil leggies
Me: even 19 youngsters count as baby
Literal minors: I'm not babey >:T
Also yes, you are, indeed, a tiny baby boy
These my babies please love them
The one with the ponytail is called Marvolo Winter and the one with glasses is Sage Nkosi
Just some pretty girls holding hands on an autumn evening with their phroggy pal
Please take very bright and colorful angry logan because I felt overstimulated
What is better than a bunch of age regressers being small and chanting fuck on call because one of our caregivers left us unattended?
Logan,,,, happy,,,, art style,,, stolen,,,,
Nobody tell blob, she can't do anything
Heheheh I entered the dtiys from blobbers but will not tag her therefore she legally cannot reblog this >:D
Don't you love it when your friends from your old therpies are super proud of you for trying a new flavor of Gatorade and your neurotypical parents don't understand why your friends on call are cheering and so they shame you for being a picky eater in front of said friends /s
day 27
FANDERS, WHATEVER YOU DO, DONâTÂ SIGN THIS PETITION.
No, not even as a joke. Donât share it with your friends as a joke either, or make a meme out of it, or anything. I donât know what the motivation was behind creating this petition â I guess it very well could have been a younger well-meaning Fander who genuinely doesnât understand how elections work â but regardless of what the intentions were, this is so so so awful and could have so many terrible consequences if it starts gaining traction.
Listen, we all understood why Kanyeâs âpresidential bidâ was harmful, right? This is basically the same thing: right now, every third-party vote is a vote for Tr*mp and, no offense to my American friends, but your country cannot afford to vote Tr*mp back in. The upcoming election needs to be taken seriously now more than ever.Â
The fact that this petition is being directed at the Thomas Sanders fandom is extra unsavory. Itâs common knowledge that a huge chunk of this fandom is made up of younger people, and as much as I love, cherish, and respect our younger population â heck, Iâm a minor myself â the fact is that weâre much more easily influenced, eager to give people the benefit of the doubt, and unfortunately, way too many of us may not know any better.
âBut Spec!â I hear you cry. âIf this petition is mainly being spread by the younger side of the fandom that doesnât know any better, what harm could it do? They canât vote anyway!â
The thing is, if you follow multiple Sanders Sides blogs, youâll know from all the times youâve seen the same post on your dash ten times in a row that we spread stuff like wildfire. If enough people arenât aware of the harmful consequences and start spreading this petition around, then regardless of whether theyâre seriously asking for signatures or just spreading it as a joke, one viral post would be all it takes for the mainstream internet to take notice. I cannot stress enough how disastrous that would be.Â
The second that this petition catches the attention of the wider public, the US will be at risk of having a repeat version of Kanyeâs presidential bid: people with a vote, a terrible sense of humour and no understanding of the consequences may write in Thomas Sanders as a joke, thus effectively wasting a vote that could be used to take Tr*mp out of office.
Oh, and if for whatever reason youâre a Fander that âdoesnât care about politicsâ, then first of all check your privilege at the very least you could care about Thomas?? He is a real person that could suffer very real harm not only to his brand/reputation, but also his personal safety if this petition thing gets out of hand. A similar thing happened to the author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series when a petition to change the US flag to the face of his fictional character began to gain traction. He was unaffiliated with the petition, but still received honest-to-goodness death threats. We cannot let this happen again.
Sorry if this post makes me sound angry, but itâs because I am. This is absolutely ridiculous. Please signal boost.
More tarot cards, soon I shall have more done!!