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*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus
In a very southern accent, affectionately: Aw well just bless their little hearts, they're trying
(Translation- [affectionate tone] well they're so cute but they're dumber than a stack of bricks)
Your friend has betrayed us all
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
I have read too much fan fiction where the author just does not know the difference.
"She was balling her eyes out" is a very gruesome statement to have apply to a 4 y/o child over a dropped sandwich or ice cream cone
public service announcement
Confused and New
Me: Joins Tumblr because of enjoying people's shitposts and wholesomenesses that I watched over Youtube
me, two days later: "HOW HAVE I BEEN SUCKED BACK INTO MY OLD FAVORITE FANDOMS- WHAT IS THIS PLACE???"
I have elaborate storylines your small minds couldn't even begin to comprehend. Hm? Write it down? I think not. I should only daydream about it
Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me
uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years
generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general
in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it.
Sounds like my sister who won't take her ADHD meds bc she forgets
me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*
our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal
me and my brother:
Empathy is a beautiful thing
i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone
When it comes to arguing about philosophy, things often get down to one-liners, such as this:
“There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.” –Dijkstra
Personally, I fully agree. I'm in a fairly healthy family dynamic (is there even such thing as a perfect family dynamic?) but my phone is still my safe space. Whether it's talking to online friends or texting my boyfriend, screentime limits just make me sneakier, not on my phone less. That being said, I should probably go touch some grass soon
Stupid hormonal boy is a great tag, people should use it more often
and then they say romance is death 🙄
I crocheted a frog a few days ago and today I wondered why he looks like he committed war crimes last night
Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I was right.
If you're on earth there's a 100% probability that you'll encounter extremely high pressurized molten iron if you dig straight down far enough.
the only time you're allowed to not be anti-monarchy is if you're getting knighted. like yes these old cunts really need to rot in a box but you have a chance to be head to toe swag as hell and you're gonna have to take it
Sure says something when you ask someone what the general demeanour and personality of the bird they’re rehoming is and all you get back is “they’re loud”
Ty so much for that very helpful totally answered my question
this is a threat