!!!! Ahhhhh oh my god I am so scared of a vampire coming in through my window and biting my neck and then you know maybe we kiss and then we get married and are in love for forever and ever oh my god I’m so scared of this !!!!!!!
do you think catholic priests are irresistible to vampires? virgins, covered in crucifixes (inherent allure of the forbidden,) access to their throats limited by those sexy little collars, etc.