My Only Solence While Cutting Onions Is That I'll Cook And Eat Them Right After I Cry.

My only solence while cutting onions is that I'll cook and eat them right after I cry.

Take that, lachrymatory factor!

My stomach acid shall give you your deserved sentence.

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