Deep Sea Green Java (#0b5247 to #1bced1)
Okay. This is what happened. This is canon, there have been unreliable narrators before and no one can prove me wrong. Tolkien estate can eat my entire ass.
Legolas and Gimli are living life in middle earth until Gimil is ready to pass on and Legolas starts building a boat.
This is the first time the redneck backwoods prince has ever had to fabricate something. He's never crafted a functional object in his entire life and Gimli, from an entire race of fanatical craftsman, watches his elf get into a leaky bathtub and nearly drown in 3 feet of water. In a pond.
Gimli goes, yeah, okay, I guess I can take up another hobby and becomes the first, last, and only dwarven shipwright ever. The boat he makes is the world's first, last, and only Ironside, and it looks like a seige engine. Legolas helps and stands around looking pretty and does a lot of explaining when they show up in Valinor to dock with all the pretty elven sloops in the Khazad-dûm II.
Important chart btw
I'm pretty tired of that Siberia is seen as a wasteland and Siberians as savages. So since today I'll be telling about Siberian things that everyone would surprisingly love
And now I'm about to present you natural biodegradable vegan chewing gum, which also improves gum health and kills bacteria. We call it "sera", and it's made of larch raisin. It smells like pine forest and tastes a little bit mint-bitter with a sweet aftertaste. The pieces in the picture look solid, but it melts a little from one's mouth's warmth and gets the consistency of regular chewing gum
The Elves were so traumatized by Fëanor’s mad scientist swag that after he died they said no more and decided to get stuck on the same level of technological development forever.
Your Summer in the Sky - Submitted by SeesawSiya
#32b9cc #69dbe5 #c6e1dc #f5ede0 #d9d1ad
The way animal abuse is hardly ever taken seriously if it’s towards any animal other than a dog lol