Little Joe Cartwright (Michael Landon) in every season of Bonanza (1959-1973).
LAWMAN WHUMP LIST
DESCRIPTION: This is the story of Marshal Dan Troop of Laramie, Wyoming, and his Deputy Johnny McKay, an orphan Troop took under his wing - IMBD / WIKIPEDIA
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~ MARSHAL DAN TROOP portrayed by JOHN RUSSELL ~
1x04: Hit in the face with a branch, knocked down.
1x16: Mauled by a bear, bloody, unconscious, bandaged up, weak, cared for, collapse, arm in sling.
1x19: Shot in the shoulder with an arrow, bleeding, struggle, kicked in the shoulder, manhandled, collapse, unconscious, arm in sling.
1x24: Punched in the face, brief fight.
1x26: Shot in the arm.
1x30: Manhandled, punched in the stomach, pistol whipped, knocked unconscious.
1x35: Falls off horse, sick, weak, collapse, unconscious, supported, cared for.
2x02: Punched in the face, fight.
2x11: Hand bandaged.
2x12: Tied up, slapped, fight.
2x16: Falls off horse, steps in a wolf trap, pain, limping, knocked down, beaten.
2x20: Bit on the leg by a child.
2x30: Shot in the shoulder, knocked down, passed out, unconscious, medical care, bandaged.
2x32: Shot in shoulder, knocked off horse, unconscious, medical care, bandaged.
3x03: Pistol whipped, knocked unconscious, manhandled, tied up.
3x07: Shot in the hand, bloody, hand bandaged.
3x08: Punched in the face, exhausted, knocked unconscious, manhandled, pistol whipped, knocked unconscious, collared/chained up.
3x10: Fight, bloody, supported.
3x15: Shot in the shoulder, passed out, unconscious, bandaged.
3x17: Pistol whipped, knocked unconscious, manhandled.
3x19: Knocked unconscious.
3x21: Shot in the hand, hand bandaged.
3x30: Shot in the arm, arm in sling.
4x02: Shot in the arm.
4x03: Shot in the arm.
4x07: Falls into a hole.
4x08: Knocked unconscious.
4x24: Held at gunpoint, handcuffed to a chair.
~ DEPUTY JOHNNY MCKAY portrayed by PETER BROWN ~
1x06: Pistol whipped, knocked unconscious, stumbling around, supported, headache.
1x07: Knocked unconscious, bloody, head bandaged, weak, collapse, unconscious, supported.
1x15: Smoke inhalation, coughing.
1x27: Manhandled, pistol whipped, knocked unconscious.
1x38: Manhandled, held hostage, tied up.
2x03: Wagon crash, shackled to a prisoner, rough fight, held at gunpoint, slapped repeatedly.
2x06: Shot in the arm, arm bandaged.
2x08: Punched in the face, fight.
2x12: Manhandled, held at gunpoint, tied up, kicked, fight.
2x20: Shot in the arm, knocked unconscious, arm in sling.
2x22: Thrown from horse, sore, weak, passed out, unconscious.
2x24: Shot, bullet grazes head, unconscious, bloody head wound, weak/fading in and out of consciousness, cared for.
2x26: Knocked unconscious.
2x37: Shot in the shoulder, weak, supported, passed out, unconscious, carried, medical care, arm in a sling.
3x02: Knocked unconscious, manhandled, kidnapped, tied up, blindfolded, head bandaged, weak, dizzy, passed out, carried, unsteady.
3x03: Pistol whipped, knocked unconscious, manhandled, tied up.
3x10: Beaten.
3x17: Pistol whipped, knocked unconscious, manhandled, tied up, gagged, dizzy, unsteady.
3x21: Manhandled.
3x29: Knocked unconscious, manhandled.
4x05: Knocked off horse, briefly unconscious.
4x11: Punched in the face.
4x16: Pistol whipped, knocked unconscious, tied up, manhandled.
4x20: Briefly knocked unconscious, held at gunpoint, handcuffed.
4x24: Held at gunpoint, handcuffed to a chair.
4x28: Brief fight, thrown into Troop.
4x36: Pistol whipped, knocked unconscious.
4x39: Knocked unconscious, falls off horse, manhandled, handcuffed to a tree.
4x40: Kidnapped, tied up, gagged.
~ HONOURABLE MENTIONS & WHAT-THE-WHUMP COMMENTARY ~
1x27: Johnny pretends his head still hurts to get the doctor out of the saloon and the doc drunkly checks out his head.
1x37: Prisoner smacks a cup of coffee out of Johnny's hand, he looks real upset about it and Troop grabs Johnny's arm to check him out real quick. Johnny’s hand VS Coffee Part 1.
2x24: Johnny gets shot in the head, only a little don't even worry about it. When Troop goes to check on him he holds him and checks out his head while Johnny's lowkey passing out every few seconds.
3x02: Johnny x Concussions OTP. Johnny is kidnapped along with Lily, he spends majority of the episode majorly concussed.
3x13: Johnny falls asleep in a chair and falls out of it. Johnny also gets spooked and spills his coffee on his hand. Johnny’s hand VS Coffee part 2.
3x39: Johnny’s hand VS Coffee Part 3
4x16: On the Lawman Wikipedia page there's a picture of Johnny being manhandled and held at gunpoint that comes from this episode.
s1e8 - General Delivery
Jess seems a little bit distracted by those lips of Slim's...and can you blame him? Slim is gorgeous!
Laramie with no context part 1: THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY PORN.
S2/Ep 17 “Stolen Tribute”
Daredevil: Born Again Season 1 Episode 09 - Straight to Hell
my sexuality is just Jess Harper and this absolute queen Opal who had exactly one scene in a single episode and now lives rent-free in my brain
she’s so CUTE
S1 Ep 6 - The Lawbreakers
Just was born in a brothel.
His mom was a saloon girl.
He's been selling cock and ass to older Cowboys for a very long time now. Naturally, all of that is pretty much left out of the series. There are tell tale signs if you're paying attention. All those now old men keep coming up from his past. Jess is a bad boy player born on the wrong side of the bed sheets, and looking to make up for lost time.
This is the first story in the series called... LARAMIE-X
This is part one of Jess' Jailhouse Cock Blues
I don't wanna @ anyone because I understand how fast things seem to move in today's landscape of streaming shows dropping entire seasons in one day, and networks pumping out new series constantly to try to attract more subscribers with no intent to actually maintain those shows over time but I just saw someone self-deprecatingly lament that they are still thinking about a show that ended almost a year ago, making fan art and playlists for it, and I want to be very clear:
you can still create fanworks when it comes to old media!! PLEASE do!! there are always going to be new fans who will appreciate it, and veteran fans who are dying for new content and new perspectives. also, less than a year is NOTHING. the original Star Trek series was on TV six decades ago and there are still people losing their minds over it, writing stories and reblogging gifsets daily, and that's only one example.
a fandom lasts as long as there are people who love a thing, even if it's only a handful of people. love what you love and write and draw and make gifs and playlists about it!
Rest in peace David “my opinion of the show is that it’s a love story between two men” Soul. You would have loved the scenes of male tenderness that play out in my head between you and your best friend. By the way thanks for taking literally every single available opportunity to gently stroke his face and/or look fondly annoyed by him. King.