Ex2ess - They Won't Make It Home But They Really Don't Care

i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

I have been made aware this is not as goofy of a little joke as I thought it was. I apologize and I will leave it up for accountability purposes.

Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

Damien Cray: Hello private assassin of mine, I have an annoying person I’d like to be rid of

Yassen: lol ok no problem boss who is it this time

Damien Cray: This kid called Alex Rider

Yassen: OH NO MY SON

It's a need

i am sosososo sorry to potentially bother you but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS.,,

i have now

Why are people acting like Gregory is evil for wanting to kill the literal murder robots?? Like, you can simp for Monty all you want, but don't come for my boy just because he killed the giant alligator animatronic that was trying to kill him??

Yep, that was the whole movie

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

fixed it :)

“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”