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I had sex with your mom

The Walking Dead season 1

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

*Whorian Gay

fixed it :))

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

fixed it :)

Dorian Gray is a whore confirmed

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right

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no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

always vaguely feeling like im in trouble for something but idk what

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

@leodog896 you

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

i made a transparent rotating Jason gif for when you’re rotating the wolfboy in your brain

the soggiest saddest little sons of hades get put in the time out jar to have character development

things people do after having a nightmare that isn’t crying

struggle to catch their breath

grab onto whatever’s close enough to ground themselves in reality

become nauseous / vomit

shake uncontrollably

sweat buckets

get a headache

things people do to combat having nightmares if they occur commonly

sleep near other people so they can hear the idle sounds of them completing tasks

move to a different sleeping spot than where they had the nightmare

leave tvs / radios / phones on with noise

just not sleep (if you want to go the insomnia route)

sleep during the day in bright rooms

things people with insomnia do

first, obviously, their ability to remember things and their coordination will go out the window

its likely they’ll become irritable or overly emotional

their body will start to ache, shake, and weaken

hallucinate if it’s been long enough

it becomes incredibly easy for them to get sick (and they probably will)

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wake up turn left no right thats right timer reads a bit foggy oh its 6 am 22 minutes where was i at the

DreamSky Compact Digital Alarm Clock with USB Port for Charging, 0-100% Adjustable Brightness Dimmer, Blue Bold Digit Display, Adjustable Alarm Volume, 12/24Hr, Snooze, Bedroom Desk Alarm Clock. : Home & Kitchen

motel somewhere near that shabby mine get up alarms going to ring in two minutes just a bit more time alarm rings old bird tune from the

Adjustable Alarm Sound: Single alarm setting with 9 minutes snooze. No harm “ beep” alarm sound can be set from 30-90 DP as person preference . Needless worry the alarm sound, either too loud thus frightening you or too low to wake you up from deep sleeping. One simple ON/OFF button allows you disable the alarm on weekend.

nt you gotten up yet?" dozing off what was i doing yesterday oh right staying up past 4 in a fight against my own body maybe you should have plugged in the

Outlet Powered with Memorized Battery Backup : Plug in to power the clock with the included DC adapter . 2* AAA batteries ( not included ) needed for storing time and alarm settings in case of power outage. With backup battery power source only, the screen will go blank and alarm will not sound.

but no you insisted you would remember to sleep at the same time maybe jessica instead of bickering about your schedule could have reminded you to sleep. sleep. that's right. i need to get up. for what? ugh. right. business.

"hey jessica do you remember where the [Needless worry the brightness, either too bright thus affecting your sleep or too dark to read time.] was?"

"no though you may want to check the cabinets"

"where"

"under there"

"under where"

at the remote office now, right right some thing about triangulation and what not. if only there was a easy way to keep track of time. if only it were [Easy Operation Clock: Intuitive setting button, experience zero stress when setting the time or alarm. Easy for kids, seniors and the elderly.] but its not really. atomic clock? noo way they wouldn't allow that is there some regulation for mines and clocks i doubt it going to check it up on bing.com / search query: "coverage for atomic clocks"

resutls arent good enough lame government websites - something more official maybe? if only

I've been searching for a while for a clock that an old guy with fading eyesight can easily use. This is simple clock with an old fashioned wheel on the back that adjusts brightness from very dim to bright enough to see with advancing macular degeneration.

"hey alexa, call jessica" wait wrong assistant "Hey Siri, call jessica". "hey siri, call jessica". "hey siri, call jes-i-kuh"

"hey whats horse"

"do you know if theres atomic clock coverage in the mines"

"no"

"ok. see you at 4"

"ok. bye"

hang up.

frusturated once again - not as bad as the digital clock for desk, nightstand, office, living room, plug in alarm clock with battery backup, easy to use simple clock for seniors, teens, kids, elderly, adluts, decent gift choice

though it could get worse. snoozy again

6:25 a.m.

bird sound rings again same hotel different clock. odd. atomic? no. too small. like the cabinets. i couldn't even find the triple a batteries last time, shame

69 day anniversary of whatever this means

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

fixed it :)

diy lobotomy

Posts that are like I hate the wet world I don’t want to get in the shower it’s too hard to get in the shower, couldn’t be me. I always want to be in the shower. I’m so excited to go to the wet world. Sometimes I’ll be like I want to have a shower and then remember I had a shower two hours ago and I am stricken with The Sadness. I would stand in there forever if I could. I would use all the water in the world to be infinitely warm and wet. I’ll take your showers for you. I don’t even care about the water pressure I just need to be eternally dripped on

i had a vision

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such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that

*STANDING ON A TABLE WITH A MEGAPHONE ENERGY* MY DEAR FRIENDS, comrades in arms, those of us still out here in the year of our lord 2024, I make great apologies. I am late to you with this. HOWEVER this does not diminish the aggression or pressure from this EXTREMELY FRIENDLY REMINDER that Alex Rider, still 14 I guess although questionable, has never handled a gun but once went to space, thrown into situations he is not qualified for and treats them with the contempt they deserve, yacht destroyer, is out here every day hating British institutions and protesting injustice in government and showcasing that sometimes you just need to blow up a billionaire.

It’s 2024, and I know that for some of us the turning of the year is getting increasingly bleak - we have war, conflict, genocide, climate change, the roll back of basic human rights….but I want us all to go into 2024 with the energy of Alex Rider: yes it’s OK to be down about the circumstances not of your agency that you find yourself in, but there’s always a fucking way to blow up a yacht. Stay safe out there.

how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

Trick or Treat! :)

Or :)

“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”