Anon Hate

Going to clown court tomorrow

why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

spicy pineapples

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

The venom movies are so funny because not only are they good, people really saw a black edgy monster and log into Xitter.com to complain about Big Woke making venom gay for “no reason” meanwhile the artist on the venom series has been Monsterfucker Number One (#1) since day one. And then they cast Tom Hardy as Eddie. Straight Guys YOU are the weird ones here insisting he has been straight all along.

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

There was a gimmick called “your fave hates Christopher Columbus” but it got deactivated so i might as well just

EVERYONE hates Christopher Columbus.