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we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN'T do honestly. she's autistic. she's silly. she's sad and little. she's an overworked i. t. guy. she's a saturday morning cartoon villain. she's aroace. she's gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she's both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people's worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she's hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she's nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn't want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she's like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she's green and her hair is a triangle literally what can't she do.
Hostile Intestinal Disorder
Oro: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Sheo: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Oro: Yo Socrates, calm down. It’s a fucking cookie.
How has humanity, in its innovative and expanding desire for optimization, still not figured out a way to zest citrus fruits without wasting half of the delicate fibers or flavor within the micro plane/cheese grater.
Is it so selfish of me to simply want more that 70% of the zest which I zested to remain usable, and not stuck to metal implements like plaque? Am I truly in the wrong for desiring lemon, orange, lime, citron, grapefruit, and pomelo zest in ordinance with the law of conservation of matter? Or does the universe continually spite my efforts yet again.
I would eat only saltines for a week in order to spend one mere moment in that room
Mentally I’m here
