I Met My New Therapist Today And 20 Minutes In Of Talking About Myself She Helped Me Get An Appointment

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

Giggling, kicking my feet rn

this is so fucking dbf!141 coded like jesus christ

PLEASE!!!!

Yeah, you say "I love you" but the vampire!JohnPrice I'm writing about says:

“You are my everything… you are the sun to my midnight. The joy to my pain. The breath to my heartbeat…. You are mine.”

😒

TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT-

Okay LISTEN-

I'm a southerner. Got the whole accent and some slang, though I sometimes hate it and put on my northern mask to hide it. But it slips up. SO.

Southern!reader in the 141.

Southern!reader having everyone under the assumption they're from up north in the states, not the south.

Southern!reader just chilling at base, getting a cup of (whatever you drink) and dropping the cup by accident.

Southern!reader just straights up loses their northern accent, going to their southern ways and cussing up a storm.

"Son of a fucking bitch, ain't that a bunch of bullshit.", in the MOST southern accent.

You thought Philip Graves had a souther accent? Oh honey, southern!reader could DRAG him.

Everyone looks their way, faces of confusion and shock. (Besides Ghost, his face aside from his eyes are hidden under his balaclava)

So the secret is out.

No more hiding your natural accent (at least not all the time)

But if you get upset? Oh boy, the boys know better than to not use their manners.

As soon as that accent is out they're ALL trying to figure out what they did wrong and IMMEDIATELY get ready for an apology, preparing for an ear full.

Are you upset? No. You're just wanting to speak normally.

Southern!reader gets John 'I'm not a force to reckon with when I'm being serious' Price to BACK DOWN.

If Price gets in trouble, even over something as simple as smoking inside his office without the window open, he basically FOLDS when southern!reader scolds him.

That man fears one thing and one thing only, his southern soldier who can curse more than a sailor and whose attitude can go from 0 to 1000 in the blink of an eyes.😔

(My brain is charged from the brain rot and too much caffeine, take this as an offering for my PLATONIC love my baby birds, hope you have a good day/night/afternoon/evening❤️)

(AND DRINK YOUR WATER, STAY HYDRATED)

How come we got rid of handkerchiefs?? Like that shit can be so romantic and for what??

(I want to know how many people actually still use them besides rich men who put them in their suit pockets just for an accessory)

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish is definitely the type of guy to still use that Love Tester game from the last 2000s because his sisters use it and he thinks it's real.

(This one specifically:)

So he put his and Simon 'Ghost' Rileys name in it and when it pops up as 99% he sitting there giggling like a lovesick school girl in the common room while Ghost sits next to him

Soap: see tha' LT?

Ghost: that's the stupidest thing ever

Soap:

Ghost:

Soap:

Ghost: now do Alex and Farah-

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Finally someone said something! The amount of times I've seen someone headcanon Graves as the cliche racist and homophobic southern American really grinds my gears. It's literally messed up that people put stereotypes on characters like him. Don't get me wrong, I love COD fanfic writers but when they write the characters too OOC and make it to the point where they're just harmful, trigger inducing headcannons for readers with problems of abuse, an ED, dealing with racists or homophobes, etc then I can't support that. They have every right to write what they want but respectfully I'm not going to support that because when their fics hit to close to home, that's where I draw the line. Fics are just like any other book, an escape from a bad day or seeking a comfort of some sort. It shouldn't trigger you or make you have a panic attack. It's for entertainment, not to worsen your mental health.

Simon "Ghost" Riley is not a rapist.

Simon "Ghost" Riley would not "punish" you so badly you have a miscarriage.

Simon "Ghost" Riley would not tie you up, call you a whore, and tell you to "take it or else"

Simon "Ghost" Riley would not insult your body so bad he gives you an ED.

Sebastian Kreuger would not Kidnap and abuse you.

Phillip Graves would not verbally attack you.

Phillip Graves is not racist or homophobic??

Nikto would not hit you for seeing his face on accident.

König would not throw you against a wall and call you a whore for coming near him, the dude has social anxiety..

idc what anyone says, if you enjoy any of these please get off the internet and figure out a different way to cope, this isn't even proshipper level, this is just wrong.

How are you going to headcanon a victim of SA as a rapist? How are you going to headcanon a victim of a lifetime of abuse as an abuser?

Headcanoning a southern american man as racist and homophobic just feels so icky!

Seriously guys please if you have issues, there are other ways!!!

I'm tired of blocking so many lovely accounts because of the amount of dub-con/noncon/straight up Sexual Assault that's in their reblogs or in the accounts they support and advertise.

There is a difference between tough and straight up fucking insane??? Maybe read the characters backstories and actually take their past into consideration because you guys kinda look dumb for making these characters so OOC. Please get help and keep your gross fics to yourself.

vampire!141 with human!reader

vampire!141 who refuses to let human!reader to do anything that would risk them getting hurt because they might get too overwhelmed by the blood

vampire!price having to spray vampire!soap and vampire!gaz with a spray bottle that may or may not have holy water in it when they get too overwhelmed by their thirst around human!reader

vampire!ghost who's basically got cat and tugs on human!reader (shirts, dress, etc) when he wants a little snack of blood

vampire!gaz who is much more gentle about biting unless he's really hungry

vampire!soap who has too much energy therefore bites too much

human!reader who just wanted to be apart of a team but ended up dealing with four vampires who would rather step into the sun than have them get upset mostly from their spur of the moment biting

Being inclusive with your reader insert fic is a kindness. It tells people of color (poc) that you are considering someone who does not look like you in your fic. It shows love and dedication to our craft. It tells poc that they belong here too and they can see themselves in your story.

Poc aren’t look for activism in fic, we know fandom isn’t that serious, but we should be able to have that same level of escapism when we turn to fic and fandom. We belong here too. This space is for everyone, not just one group of people.

Just to give a few examples of how simple it can be: say “skin warmed” instead of blushed, say “cradled your head” instead of running fingers through hair, say “angles yourself to kiss” instead of standing on tiptoes, use italics to indicate Spanish to take out a throwaway line of “you didn’t understand Spanish” things like that. Small changes that do not impact the fic at all but make a world of difference in inclusivity!

And for anything you can’t/don’t want to change, simply add warning in the beginning. Things like hair descriptors, anything reader might wear, some backstory for reader (especially involving family or where the story is set), readers job, things like that. A lot of times just having that heads up before the fic makes a world of difference!

And one example of kindness we as writers always worked to change: until recently (just a couple years ago) it wasn’t common to label the gender of the reader. But those who aren’t female asked writers to label it so they know which to read and which to avoid, and now it’s common to label the gender/pronouns of the reader. So it is possible! It just takes effort! And I’m a writer myself so I know it can be done!

We can pretend to be a bartender or a bounty hunter or an actress or anything else. But we shouldn’t have to imagine we’re a white one.